7 Works by twicky

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    What better way to catch an alien shapeshifter targeting small, innocent children than to masquerade as one of its potential victims? It all sounded very good on paper, but as Clara should have learnt by now Murphy’s law usually applies where the Doctor’s plans are concerned.

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    14
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    Homicidal Gingerbread men, the Doctor in edible bondage, lots of wet and sticky action, and Clara just trying to help out (as usual). Pure and simple seasonal-flavoured crack, have yourself a fucking merry Christmas.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    10
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    54
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    4
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    Prompt: 'Shouting match over the last Thanksgiving turkey at the grocery store AU' - the Whouffaldi version. A part of the 'your OTP are both Assholes' series.

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    63
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    5
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    AU when your OTP are both assholes - the Whouffaldi version. ‘I’m a barista and you’re the obnoxious customer who comes through and orders a venti macchiato while talking on the phone the whole time so I misspell your name in increasingly creative ways every day’.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    15
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    147
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    1,371
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    Clara receives an unexpected phone call from the Doctor one day. "Clara," he rasps, "This is it, I'm afraid. I wanted to hear your voice one last time before I go. Don’t know what I’ll regenerate into this time. Promise me you won’t abandon me if I end up ginger.”

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    English
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    1,845
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,068
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    Prompted by a throwaway line of Gibbs’ on NCIS: “Some idiot smuggled a koala on a submarine”. Hmm, I wonder how it got there.

    Language:
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    280
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    210
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    Clara's watched one too many cooking shows, and now thinks she's a pro who doesn't need to heed safety warnings on recipes. Twelve walks in on one such kitchen experiment gone wrong.

    Language:
    English
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    859
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    656

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