twicky
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What better way to catch an alien shapeshifter targeting small, innocent children than to masquerade as one of its potential victims? It all sounded very good on paper, but as Clara should have learnt by now Murphy’s law usually applies where the Doctor’s plans are concerned.
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Homicidal Gingerbread men, the Doctor in edible bondage, lots of wet and sticky action, and Clara just trying to help out (as usual). Pure and simple seasonal-flavoured crack, have yourself a fucking merry Christmas.
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Prompt: 'Shouting match over the last Thanksgiving turkey at the grocery store AU' - the Whouffaldi version. A part of the 'your OTP are both Assholes' series.
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AU when your OTP are both assholes - the Whouffaldi version. ‘I’m a barista and you’re the obnoxious customer who comes through and orders a venti macchiato while talking on the phone the whole time so I misspell your name in increasingly creative ways every day’.
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Clara receives an unexpected phone call from the Doctor one day. "Clara," he rasps, "This is it, I'm afraid. I wanted to hear your voice one last time before I go. Don’t know what I’ll regenerate into this time. Promise me you won’t abandon me if I end up ginger.”
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no one can stop me, not even gravity or nasa by magneticwave
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
09 Feb 2016
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“Fuck you,” Leia says. “Who said anything about getting married? Did Luke say anything about getting married?”
“Luke is not involved,” Luke says, not looking up.
“Hey, Luke is not involved,” Han says, pointing at her. She’s going to bite his finger off, then they’ll see how much pointing he can do with it. “This is about you and me, princess.”
“There’s not going to be a you and me,” Leia says. “I’m going to have this baby with C-3PO.”
C-3PO says, “Madam,” tremulous.
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16 Feb 2018
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Morning in the Burned House by diasterisms for englishable
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
11 Feb 2016
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Leia's not really surprised at all, to be honest, but, for the sake of his pride, she should probably pretend to be.
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18 Jan 2018
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the sad things that i know about you by diasterisms for bittersnake
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
09 Jan 2016
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"Overall," she tells him, "moody existentialism doesn't quite seem like the right tone for what is essentially a swashbuckler."
He manages a curt nod. "I know many critics who would agree with you."
"Then they'll probably also join me in bemoaning the fact that you killed off your protagonist," she chides.
"It comes with the job, unfortunately."
"What— people taking issue with your narrative choices?"
"No." He flashes a self-deprecating smirk. "Killing your darlings."
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18 Jan 2018
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As a
supervillainsupercriminalcontract worker with a morality deficit, Clint Barton leads a glamorous life. You know, stolen cars, dangerous women, a really confusing relationship with a meddling do-gooder, the works. It's pretty awesome. Except for, uh, medical bills, the mob, and being on the run all the time. That part isn't all that awesome.(A supervillain AU where Clint shoots arrows at people and gets beat up a lot. So, not really that much of an AU.)
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14 Jan 2018
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Medical AU!
In which there aren't enough days of the week to try and explain the group of friends who call themselves the Avengers. But an attempt can be made by saying this: it all started with a baseball game.Bookmarked by twicky
18 Nov 2017