typhoid_fluu
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Twirling her fingers around in her pocket, they brush the top of her last cigarette, loose and lonely in the fabric. She’s been saving it, foolish, for their escape. Seeing the smoke rise into the trees, following the path of a single plane, descending like an angel to save them all.
Oh, but who is she kidding? They’re not getting out of here. And now’s a good a time as any for a little extra comfort.
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In which Andrew has great hands, Tom really, really likes them, Tim would make a terrible pitcher, Geoff looks for god on a tour bus, Steve pushes the bottom!keeley agenda, and Tucker has entirely too much fun with a voice recorder.
or, it’s national bully Tom day.
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- Part 3 of tomdrew bus shenanigans
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we're the unlucky ones by disebchanted (typhoid_fluu)
Fandoms: Thursday (US Band), Circa Survive (Band)
13 Dec 2025
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He was young when he signed up for the Lottery; young and angry. Now sinking into the comforts of middle age, with Anthony by his side, he’s never regretted anything more. That’s how they get you, he muses. They get you when you think you don’t have anything better to live for, when you think it will never get better. Treacherous, conniving, politic bastards.
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the road to hell is paved with looking back
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it's the sound of your shotgun pulse by disebchanted (typhoid_fluu)
Fandoms: Thursday (US Band)
05 Sep 2025
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They’re separate from each other, orbiting like planets, hesitant and apprehensive like two animals about to meet. Geoff wonders when Tom started feeling almost like a stranger. He wonders where the lines blurred, and he and Tom were one and the same. When did things become this way?
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ridiculous installments of tom and andrew causing madness and tomfoolery on the thursday tour bus. not necessarily sequential; can be read separately.
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this little girl breaks furniture, this little girl breaks laws by Bandydear
Fandoms: Yellowjackets (TV)
03 Sep 2023
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“You know that song, that’s like ‘you’ve got a fast car, I want a ticket to anywhere, maybe we can make a deal?” Jackie says quietly when Nat returns to the porch.
“You mean the song called: Fast Car?” Nat follows her gaze to the truck. The last piece of her old man, and the only one really worth keeping.
She returns to look at Jackie, noticing the gym bag stuffed with clothes and cash.
“You’re not serious,” Nat scoffs with a laugh.
“Look, I don’t know about you, but I’m not ready to throw in the towel and die in fucking Wiskayok, New Jersey.”--
Follows roughly 10 years of one Natalie Scatorccio and one Jacqueline Taylor cohabitating in a Chelsea apartment while they learn how to be adults.
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- Part 1 of two little girlsverse
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Bookmarked by typhoid_fluu
13 Apr 2026
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The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed.
Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.
Reentry is harder than expected.
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- Part 8 of my heated rivalry anon fics
- Part 1 of homegrown
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Bookmarked by typhoid_fluu
26 Mar 2026
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He only realizes he’s doing it when it’s too late to stop.
He’s standing in the drink aisle of the grocery store, checking the expiration dates on the cans of Coke, mentally cross-checking them with Boston’s away game schedule, and the reality hits him like someone shook one of those cans and popped it open. A snap. A fizz. A mess.
Shane is making space for Ilya.
(or, lessons in budget-friendly shopping, home decor, and resisting the urge to neatly combine all your situationship’s shit into a drawer in your bedroom because you might be falling in love with him: a seven-ish step guide by shane hollander, who is so, so fucked)
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Bookmarked by typhoid_fluu
16 Mar 2026
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“What the fuck is Shayden?” Ilya asks, nose deep in his phone. They’re sprawled across the couch, enjoying a lazy evening at the cottage.
Shane snorts, “I think it’s me and Hayden. Like our duo name.”
“You and Pike? Shane, they are saying you are in love with him.”/
In the Heated Rivalry Universe, Shayden is the most popular RPF ship. Ilya takes to his burner account to set the record straight.
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- Part 1 of Twitter menace Ilya Rozanov
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Bookmarked by typhoid_fluu
08 Mar 2026
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Sometimes, what a small town needs is a good love story.
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Bookmarked by typhoid_fluu
09 Jan 2026