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John is entirely done with the milk situation and gives Sherlock a list of shit he's pissed about.
Sherlock sets out to make John happy.
John is happy.
Sherlock makes his own list.
They are both very, very happy.In which I use the word happy about sixty-three times. Probably more.
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07 Nov 2025
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John's back aches the morning after Sherlock uses John as his personal stepladder to continue the chase. Sherlock surprisingly offers to work out the knots himself, only to find John's reaction to his massage intriguing.
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07 Nov 2025
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Packing Heat by songlin for Brynncognito
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
17 Feb 2014
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John braced for the cutting deduction they day they met at Bart’s and Sherlock said “Afghanistan or Iraq?” Six months on, it still hasn’t come.
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07 Nov 2025
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In Practice by greywash for songlin
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
17 Jul 2012
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Sherlock's time is limited, so he tends to focus on acquiring the knowledge he finds most necessary in the quickest and most convenient way possible—which, yes, frequently means that he tends towards the theoretical over the practical, especially when the theory is widely explored, frequently elaborated, and easily accessible.
"So you mean," John says, a little thickly, "you've watched a lot of porn," and Irene drops down onto her stomach on the floor with her hair falling around her face and laughs and laughs and laughs.
Unbeta'ed and un-Britpicked; briefly audienced by Roane to ensure that it was actually written in English but that's it. To be honest, this is a writing exercise gone massively out of control. Read at your own risk and OMG, no, really, I'm so sorry. /o\
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05 Nov 2025
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Sally Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar, which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August. The image of John might just change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated NC-17 for eventual smut, but the story reasonable concludes before that chapter if you prefer fluff and humor.
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