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we're in my bedroom (and you're getting undressed) by citydreaming
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV)
24 May 2022
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From Charlie: you barely even… i mean it was like five seconds
From Nick: if you saw me naked for five seconds how would you feel?
From Charlie: i’d be dead
OR: Nick walks in on Charlie changing and cannot stop thinking about it.
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- Part 2 of midnight moments
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12 Nov 2025
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The day of Nick's five-year class reunion brings some surprises.
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- Part 3 of Desire Lines
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12 Nov 2025
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Second times can be just as nerve-wracking as losing your virginity.
(Sequel to Desire Lines but can be read as a stand-alone)
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- Part 2 of Desire Lines
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12 Nov 2025
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Nick and Charlie take the next step in their relationship.
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- Part 1 of Desire Lines
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12 Nov 2025
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Luca has never done something like this before, never been kissed giggling and tickled and pushed hands out from under his cardigan before, never forgotten what show they were watching as it rolled into another never answered Is this okay? with a sincere Yes.
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11 Nov 2025
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Something's different about Luca when he comes back to Portorosso for the summer, and Alberto is sure that it's going to be the death of him.
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10 Nov 2025
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In response to a kink meme prompt: Basically I would like omega!John, who doesn't even know that omegas exist, going into heat after being exposed to alpha!Sherlock over an extended period of time.
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08 Nov 2025
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John is entirely done with the milk situation and gives Sherlock a list of shit he's pissed about.
Sherlock sets out to make John happy.
John is happy.
Sherlock makes his own list.
They are both very, very happy.In which I use the word happy about sixty-three times. Probably more.
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- English
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07 Nov 2025
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John's back aches the morning after Sherlock uses John as his personal stepladder to continue the chase. Sherlock surprisingly offers to work out the knots himself, only to find John's reaction to his massage intriguing.
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07 Nov 2025
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Packing Heat by songlin for Brynncognito
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
17 Feb 2014
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John braced for the cutting deduction they day they met at Bart’s and Sherlock said “Afghanistan or Iraq?” Six months on, it still hasn’t come.
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07 Nov 2025
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In Practice by greywash for songlin
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
17 Jul 2012
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Sherlock's time is limited, so he tends to focus on acquiring the knowledge he finds most necessary in the quickest and most convenient way possible—which, yes, frequently means that he tends towards the theoretical over the practical, especially when the theory is widely explored, frequently elaborated, and easily accessible.
"So you mean," John says, a little thickly, "you've watched a lot of porn," and Irene drops down onto her stomach on the floor with her hair falling around her face and laughs and laughs and laughs.
Unbeta'ed and un-Britpicked; briefly audienced by Roane to ensure that it was actually written in English but that's it. To be honest, this is a writing exercise gone massively out of control. Read at your own risk and OMG, no, really, I'm so sorry. /o\
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05 Nov 2025
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Sally Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar, which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August. The image of John might just change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated NC-17 for eventual smut, but the story reasonable concludes before that chapter if you prefer fluff and humor.
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- English
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- 15,683
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 466
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04 Nov 2025
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After two weeks away, John finally texts Sherlock. He doesn't expect Sherlock to respond. He doesn't expect Sherlock to keep texting him. And he really doesn't expect things to spiral out of control so rapidly.
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04 Nov 2025
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The change had occurred, John had accepted it, and when Sherlock had asked, “You don’t mind, do you?”, John had answered, “No, of course not.”
In hindsight, an obvious mistake.
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Bookmarked by um_idk_man
03 Nov 2025
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Sherlock Holmes has met exactly twenty-four Johns in his life. They have all been the wrong John. He's getting tired of waiting, staring at the inscription on his finger and wondering when his John will turn up, if ever.
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- Part 1 of Inscriptions
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- English
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03 Nov 2025
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they tell me their secrets (will you tell me yours too) by etothepii
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
31 Oct 2010
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In Afghanistan, the supplies tell him when they're running low, and the cars always, always tell him when strangers have touched them, and John gets known as having a knack (paranoia, his men call it, but he's never missed a single car bomb) for keeping his men safe.
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- 1/1
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- 248
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03 Nov 2025
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A Terrific Soporific by antietamfalls
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
27 Jul 2013
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Sherlock, a long-time sufferer of insomnia, is forced to share a bed with John at a hotel while on a case. To his astonishment, he finds that spending the night next to John helps him sleep and becomes determined to maneuver himself back into John's bed.
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03 Nov 2025
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"You've written love letters," Sherlock asserted.
(Chinese, Vietnamese, Korean, Russian, Polish, Japanese, Slovak, and Hebrew translations available.)
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03 Nov 2025
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Amnesia is just another case to solve. Piece together unfamiliar faces, reconstruct the old identity, the lost reality. A challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. He can read people like books. The man with the silver hair is his boss. The tottering old woman, his landlady. The girl with the worried look in her eyes…infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.
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- English
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- 8,249
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 12
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- 789
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- 36,557
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- 6,383
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- 381,001
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03 Nov 2025
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The Internet Is Not Just For Porn by cyerus
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
27 Dec 2011
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John is Sherlock's internet boyfriend - from CANADA.
No one thinks he's real.
- Language:
- English
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- 1,911
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03 Nov 2025