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After two years at the same company, Renjun is starting to grow desperate for a promotion. Unbelievably desperate. So desperate that when his thrillseeker manager asks to meet his motorcycle-loving boyfriend at the upcoming company dinner, Renjun says yes in an effort to connect with him. This would be fine, except the person who Kun thinks is his motorcycle-loving boyfriend is actually a stranger, and was only dropping Renjun off at the office due to a series of unfortunate (if not serendipitous) events.
Thankfully, Jaemin is more than happy to play along with the charade.
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12 Feb 2025
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This was indeed crazy but goooddd. Sexy.
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"I heard something interesting today," Jaemin starts quietly. Renjun doesn't reply, but he hums in acknowledgment, and that's as good a response as any. "Someone said you chose me as your favorite. Why?"
"Why not?" Renjun asks, turning over to face him.
Jaemin doesn’t have an answer for that. “You’re hard to read sometimes. You know that?”
Renjun’s eyes glitter, even in the dark. “You’re one to talk,” he says. “Are you trying to read me?”
Yes, Jaemin thinks. Always.
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- Part 1 of heliocentric
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Jaemin sounds out of breath when he says, “You don’t have a gag reflex."
“I don’t," Renjun says. "Merry Christmas.”
Jaemin laughs, low and breathy. “I really hope you weren’t planning on giving that gift to anyone else this year.”
An hour ago, Renjun actually had no idea he was giving the gift of a blowjob to anyone. “This is awkward, I was actually going to give it to my other next-door neighbor, but you showed up first, so…”
Every other Friday, for as long as they’ve been neighbors, Jaemin has stopped by Renjun’s apartment with freshly-baked goods. Naturally, when Renjun finds out they’ll both be alone for the holidays, he finds a way to return the favor.
Bookmarked by uncookeddumpling
12 Feb 2025
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Love, hot neighbour jaemin tryna duck renjun with his sweets
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Renjun is staring down the bottom of his empty wine glass and considering retreating into the woods to live alone as a hermit for the rest of his life by the time someone slides into the seat across from him. He doesn't bother looking up; he knows who it is.
“You know how people used to think black cats were a sign of bad luck?” he asks.
“I don’t think that applies here,” Jaemin says, folding his hands to act like a chin rest as he blinks at Renjun from across the table. “Technically, I show up after all your bad dates. Also, I love cats.” As an afterthought he adds, “Meow.”
Renjun keeps going on terrible first dates, and keeps running into the same suspiciously handsome stranger after each one. It’s like something out of a romcom, except his life is not a romcom, so he can only assume the suspiciously handsome stranger is actually a suspiciously handsome stalker. Or maybe, just maybe—
It’s fate.
Bookmarked by uncookeddumpling
12 Feb 2025
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LOOOVEEE the kinda plot twist for Jaemin at the end like tf hahaha made it so much better!
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"I bet you’re really pretty irl,” Jaemin purrs.
your sim is about to burn your house down
“I like letting them try new things. So, about that date?”
or; jaemin is a popular sims streamer who puts his sims through hell. renjun just wants to end their suffering