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Stede can’t help crying out in pain, in the next beat, finally giving in when an instinctive sound comes up. It’s loud, and the crew goes dead silent around him.
Stede doesn’t even notice. He’s just trying to breathe, skin tugging painfully, when a door bangs open at the opposite end of the ship.
“What the fuck was that?” Ed demands from afar, voice heard easily over the crash of the sea around them. “Was that Stede? Where the fuck is he?”
“Oh, no,” Lucius says quietly.
“If you jump overboard, babe, I swear I’ll come back for you,” Black Pete promises him.
or: lucius accidentally gives stede a flesh wound, and ed loses his mind like they're not all pirates.
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21 May 2022
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"Hey." Ed reaches across because it's the only thing that feels right. He grasps Stede's wrist and smoothes the pad of his thumb across his knuckles. Stede stops fiddling with his ring and looks up at him, wide-eyed. "This isn't Captain shit. This is God shit. Are you God?"
The room is blank with silence.
Gently, Ed repeats, "Are you God, Stede?"
Stede's voice is thin and high when he answers, "I'm not God."
"And is God here, in this room?"
Comically, Stede looks around like he might find God perched on the edge of his desk, or pulling books from his shelves to examine the spines.
"He's not," Stede concedes.
"That's right, mate. Stupid bugger doesn't associate himself with pirates."
Or: The Revenge has been becalmed for six days. Ed has bigger things to worry about, like sharks and being in love.
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21 May 2022
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There’s a battle strategy devised by humans many millennia ago that's designed to overcome an adversary who is particularly well entrenched. Some walls are too tall and thick for a frontal assault, and must instead be bested through sheer dogged stubbornness.
Crowley and Aziraphale didn’t know it, but they were about to be put under siege.
Fed up with an angel and a demon who are still avoiding any talk of Feelings, God starts to interfere. When it comes to the ineffable plan, sometimes things need a bit of a push.
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Fire Emblem: Awakening: Same-Sex Supports by Peppersalt ARCHIVE (JamesPeppersalt)
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Kakusei | Fire Emblem: Awakening
26 May 2017
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Some fanmade same-sex supports for Awakening. Tags will be added as I go along; do not be alarmed.
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28 Apr 2018
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In the real world, it’s just that thing that you do when you’re in a relationship, like putting the toilet seat down or starting a joint chequing account, in that progression from dating to marriage to 2.5 kids and a Labrador, then a vicious divorce once the affairs come out and ending up an old, bitter husk of your former self. It’s not a thing you like, there’s no sense in it – it’s just eating leftovers out of someone’s mouth, and Moss has never wanted to marry, well, cereal, or a pie.
Five times Moss is kissed, and one time he kisses first.
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20 Jul 2017