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Agatha couldn’t move. It was her, she was sure of it—the dancer from the club, on the night of the last day of school. A stripper was standing in her classroom, addressing her second-graders. A stripper who, until this very moment, had been filed neatly into the category of things Agatha would never think about again. (Except that one time, when she got too drunk on the Fourth of July. And that other time, when she got too drunk on the Seventh of July, which was just a normal Tuesday.) And yet here she was, in practical jeans and a black tee, looking every inch like a competent professional.
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First ten minutes of Afternoon Delight meets...the American public school system? (THEY'RE TEACHERS)
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27 Sep 2025
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rio hasn't seen agatha in 10 years.
that is, until her friend jen calls her up to new jersey to be the PR solution for a gubernatorial candidate's reputation problems. now she's playing fake wife to her ex, while trying to understand what's happened to agatha in the last decade - and how they've ended up here.
it's a political campaign/fake dating au! have fun
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23 Aug 2025
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Last, the woman who haunted her dreams. No, not dreams, nightmares. She didn’t dream of Agatha Harkness. That’d be impossible because Rio felt no rage course through her bloodstream like the rage she felt for Agatha fucking Harkness. Where Jen was cruel, Agatha was vicious. Not because she tortured Rio at school, but because she was most unfortunately Rio’s first love. It made her sick to think about now, her first everything was with Agatha under the dark cover of those bleachers next to the football field. Her first kiss was underneath those bleachers with Agatha, her first time, her first heartbreak. All the while, Agatha hung off the arm of some perfect jock because of course she fucking did.
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Rio Vidal moves back to her hometown of Westview after 20yrs and has to face her high school sweetheart (and the bane of her existence) Agatha Harkness.
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- Part 1 of Well I Wonder
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08 May 2025
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creator, you destroy me by velvetprayer
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 Nov 2024
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Time, suddenly, means the moments in between her.
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- Part 1 of love in withdrawal was the weeping of me
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14 Apr 2025
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She reaches her hands towards Agatha, hovers over the first wound, on her thigh, when Agatha knocks away her palm.
“No.” Agatha’s eyes meet hers, something deadly coiled within her gaze. “With your mouth.”
Rio’s breath shivers out of her, her heart skipping a beat in her chest. “W-what?”
“You heard me.” Agatha tilts her head, eyes never leaving Rio’s. “Or has it been so long that you’ve forgotten how to follow orders?”
Swallowing, Rio shakes her head. But she doesn’t understand. Why would Agatha want that? After a century of silence, after making her hatred clear, why would Agatha want Rio’s mouth on her?
AKA Agatha and Rio, from the very beginning, until the end. My version of filling in the gaps of their history.
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01 Apr 2025