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In an attempt to heal Professor Sharp of his blasted leg, the new fifth-year gets more than she bargained for.
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There is a Better World by uptownfunk
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Jan 2026
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They were in the past. Somehow.
Harry couldn’t help but feel relief. To be back at Hogwarts, without the looming threat of Voldemort and the war, was a breath of fresh air he didn’t even know he needed. It was as if he was underwater all these past months and he was finally coming up for air.
Or, Harry, Ron, and Hermione, while at their Forest of Dean campsite, find themselves in sent back to Hogwarts in 1891.
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When Tom had decided to skim through the employee emails, he hadn’t expected to find people speculating about him and Greg.
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10 May 2026
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“Indeed, she does have some mouth on her,” Rookwood purrs. “But I’m sure we could put it to much better use.”
Some part of Sharp screams: He’s taunting you, searching your limits, fishing for the right leverage. Don’t fall for it, it’s a ploy to get you talking. A tactic he himself often used in interrogation. He never knew it would work on him, though, and suddenly he finds himself feeling like a fly caught in a honey-trap, and between the swirling mass of images from the morning still stuck in his mind, Rookwood’s perfume still lodged in his nose, and the memory of her body pressed into his, the thing that comes out of his mouth is, “We?”
Rookwood grins, sly, victorious. He shrugs.
“I don’t mind sharing.”
Or: A girl with ancient magic bubbling beneath her skin, a Potions Professor plagued by pain and unfulfilled ambitions, and a dark wizard thirsting for revenge find themselves tangled in a deal neither of them wants, but everyone profits from. -
and i spit out the seeds by linearity
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
30 Oct 2025
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A video of Shane sucking Ilya’s dick is leaked. Over the next twenty-four hours, Ilya goes on an odyssey.
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28 Feb 2026
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All I Have Left of Her by sungoddessra
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery
23 Oct 2018
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Why Charlie never got married
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07 Feb 2026
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George sees you getting a little too comfortable with another boy. He decides to show you who you belong to.
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07 Feb 2026