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When Tom had decided to skim through the employee emails, he hadn’t expected to find people speculating about him and Greg.
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10 May 2026
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“Indeed, she does have some mouth on her,” Rookwood purrs. “But I’m sure we could put it to much better use.”
Some part of Sharp screams: He’s taunting you, searching your limits, fishing for the right leverage. Don’t fall for it, it’s a ploy to get you talking. A tactic he himself often used in interrogation. He never knew it would work on him, though, and suddenly he finds himself feeling like a fly caught in a honey-trap, and between the swirling mass of images from the morning still stuck in his mind, Rookwood’s perfume still lodged in his nose, and the memory of her body pressed into his, the thing that comes out of his mouth is, “We?”
Rookwood grins, sly, victorious. He shrugs.
“I don’t mind sharing.”
Or: A girl with ancient magic bubbling beneath her skin, a Potions Professor plagued by pain and unfulfilled ambitions, and a dark wizard thirsting for revenge find themselves tangled in a deal neither of them wants, but everyone profits from. -
and i spit out the seeds by linearity
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
30 Oct 2025
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A video of Shane sucking Ilya’s dick is leaked. Over the next twenty-four hours, Ilya goes on an odyssey.
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28 Feb 2026
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All I Have Left of Her by sungoddessra
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery
23 Oct 2018
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Why Charlie never got married
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07 Feb 2026
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George sees you getting a little too comfortable with another boy. He decides to show you who you belong to.
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07 Feb 2026
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She’d heard rumors. Mostly comments made in jest about how the twins would do everything together if they could, even bedding girls. Both of them absolutely ravishing someone. Twice the groping, twice the kissing. Twice the pleasure.
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- Part 1 of Follyamory
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The New Fifth Year never comes along, and a transgender Sebastian Sallow struggles to save his sister.
“First things first,” Rookwood said, vanishing his cigar before leaning in towards Sebastian, his voice then dropping to a low purr. “What’s in it for me?”
WARNING: In addition to my typical dark and disturbing themes, this story features many instances of the willful invalidation of gender identity.
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25 Jan 2026
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You manage to take out an entire Poacher camp, save for one man. The Poacher Executioner is a little more than you bargained for.
“You're lucky you're not a wizard... I would have snapped your neck already if you were.”
Rape (not the fun kind). No use of Y/N or MC but you are MC.
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25 Jan 2026
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💀 Poacher Stalker x You (F!Listener) / MC
You've been caught in a bandit camp and Macnair (Poacher Stalker) has been assigned to stand watch over you.
You're bound, gagged, and helpless, but where's the fun in just leaving you be?
"I'll have you squealin' like a little pig in no time."
Rape/NC - DARK & DISTURBING THEMES!
No use of Y/N or MC but you are MCSeries
- Part 12 of Dark Wizards Compilation - Hogwarts Legacy
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25 Jan 2026
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Slythering In by octivate226699 (irrationaltide) for LadyElspeth
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game)
01 Jan 2026
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Ominis and Sebastian are assigned to figure out happy memories to help them produce a Patronus charm.
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24 Jan 2026
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Mine, Only Mine by octivate226699 (irrationaltide) for LadyElspeth
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game)
01 Jan 2026
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Sebastian follows Ominis clothes shopping and witnesses something abhorrent.
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24 Jan 2026
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Magic Sparks by octivate226699 (irrationaltide) for HoldMyMallowsweet
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game)
02 Jan 2026
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Professor Sebastian Sallow runs into a student of his using a forbidden curse.
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24 Jan 2026
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Ominis squints slightly in Sebastian’s direction, as if weighing his intentions.
“What do you actually want?”
Right. Straight to the point. No problem.
“I want a date. Preferably this Friday. I can pick you up in my car.”
Ominis closes his locker, a thick bundle of papers tucked under his arm, embossed with what looks like Braille. He tilts his head a little, and Sebastian realises he’s a centimetre or two taller than him. Sexy. Then he says:
“No, thank you.”
And turns away.
Well.
Sebastian's always liked a challenge.
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- Part 102 of Sebinis collection
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24 Jan 2026
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are there still beautiful things by the_ladywiththefeather (Tch0upi)
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game)
07 Jan 2026
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“Stop— please— I didn’t— I didn’t mean to—”
Sebastian’s chest tightened painfully.
If he ever found the Gaunts, he’d murdered them without a second thought.
“Careful with the steps!” Professor Weasley alerted.
Ominis let out a scream as they were hoisting him up the stairs.
“You’re okay,” Sebastian encouraged, over and over. “You’re okay. You’re not there. You’re with me, Ominis. We are at Hogwarts, remember? It’ll be okay…”
Another wave ripped through Ominis, and he screamed even louder — a sound so raw it made even Imelda flinch.
“Merlin,” she breathed. “What did they do to him?”
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24 Jan 2026
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Jealousy flares hot and sharp in Sebastian’s stomach — mostly because he knows Ominis knows exactly what he’s doing. Nothing riles Sebastian up quite like Ominis allowing other people to flirt with him. Granted, Ominis never flirts back, but he lets them try. Props himself against the wall like a slut on display, collar unbuttoned just enough to show a hint of collarbone, tie askew. He looks like a cheap whore when he does that — and he knows it, because Sebastian has told him so.
Which brings Sebastian back to the point that Ominis is doing this on purpose.
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24 Jan 2026
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The Art of Begging by expectodragons
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Sep 2023
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It's getting harder to focus during Potions class and only one person is to blame for that.
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23 Jan 2026
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In which you complete your trials, and Sharp is always there, waiting for you.
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22 Jan 2026
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The Art of Receiving by expectodragons
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Sep 2023
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The stress of studying for your final exams is finally getting to you and you're in desperate need of some relief.
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22 Jan 2026
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A list of erotic headcanons for our beloved Potions master.
tw: just straight up porn
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- Part 5 of A New Chance At Life
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22 Jan 2026
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Reckless Desires by quicksilverquills
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Jun 2024
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You're off on another one of your nightly adventures in the countryside. Far from Hogwarts and stranded in the midst of a storm, your only option is to spend the night at the local tavern. You enter the establishment, seeking refuge, only to be caught by Professor Sharp!
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22 Jan 2026