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Suddenly, a hand covered Dazai’s eyes. His immediate instinct was to start thrashing and fighting but the creature wrapped another strong arm around his chest, effectively trapping him.
“What do we have here? Such a pretty kitsune doesn’t belong in such a decrepit shrine,” a deep voice rumbled in Dazai’s ear. Dazai smirked at the fact that based on how the hand over his eyes was positioned, this creature was significantly shorter than him. He sniffed the air and could finally figure out what the scent he had smelled before was. A demon. He could feel the demon’s hot breath on his neck. “What are you doing here? You won’t be reclaiming this place. It’s mine now.”
Russian translation being made now: https://ficbook.net/readfic/01899cee-8795-74e8-94ee-694bfb95944f
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06 May 2023
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Double Life (And Its Consequences) by iwouldliketodisappear
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
10 May 2025
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Dazai Osamu is someone who finds living a double life more fulfilling.
A world of drugs and prostituting himself has been the only thing keeping him from eternal boredom and discontent.
Perhaps he really is the type to thrive in toxic environments.
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or one interpretation of what Dazai's life could look like outside of the agency.
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26 Apr 2023
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At the end of the day, all you're ever left with is yourself.
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Dazai finally has a breakdown when his past starts to catch up with him.Bookmarked by uselessincompetenthuman
28 Feb 2023
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all the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seeds of today by dream_ery
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
04 May 2021
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And with it, with a startling clarity, as nothing has ever before, a thought settles into Dazai, deep in his being, deeper that even bones reach –
I want to keep Chuuya around forever.
He tells his boyfriend as much and Chuuya, ever so understanding, wraps himself around Dazai’s thin frame, proclaiming, loud and clear, that he has nowhere else to go – even if forever is shorter-lived than either could or wish to imagine.
Dazai, a boy raised in the hospital, and Chuuya, son of the flower shop's owner, turn their lives around, for better or worse.
All by falling in love.
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23 Feb 2023
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Analogous by orphan_account
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
05 Jul 2023
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“It would seem that a Villain organization ━” both teens recoiled in disdain at the word ━ “is attempting to place their foot in Yokohama, and heroes are planning on breaking in to stop them.”
The brunet giggled as he tossed the gun he had been holding onto the blood-stained concrete.
“Ah, wouldn’t that be such an annoyance?”
They shared a look, and with another chuckle, Dazai turned on his heel and started walking in the direction of the port mafia base.“I’ll see you there, then.”
Fyodor copied the action, turning to walk in the opposite direction.
“I cannot wait.”-
Or, Dazai and Fyodor go undercover in UA, both for their own separate reasons, Mori knows more than he lets on, and Chuuya has a bad feeling about the whole ordeal.
Aizawa gains grey hairs and All Might gets insulted by a 16-year-old multiple times.- Language:
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14 Feb 2023