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Recently, Ava had been watching Youtube videos on mindfulness in an effort to try to increase the percentage of her thoughts she was able to keep just in her head. That training was about to fail her spectacularly. “One of the nuns is kind of cute.”
Mary’s fingers paused mid stitch. Ava’s fork paused halfway to her mouth as her brain caught up with what she’d just said.
“Ava, what the fu—”
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Ava has to spend several weeks in a church archive. The person running the archive is a nun, and also hot. She is totally normal and respectful about this.
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23 Aug 2024
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The year is 1824. Eloise Bridgerton has remained staunchly unmarried. Cressida Debling married Penelope Bridgerton's leftovers. Marina Crane is dead.
Eloise is lonely, an offer is made, and she makes a pit-stop along the way to negotiating it. Her life is altered forever.
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08 Jun 2024
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Because by Eggplant_Crusader
Fandoms: Willow (1988), Willow (Tv series), Willow (TV 2022), Willow (2022), Willow (2022 TV Series)
01 Dec 2022
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Jade does not know how not to be in love.
Kit knows she will never stop.
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02 Jan 2023
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Beatrice finds herself musing not over duty and sacrifice and God, but the truth of angels, if they can be created rather than summoned. If they can take the form of women with overeager mouths and careless limbs and eyes with a depth that beckons - a crooked finger, a spiral staircase - if they can be both human and not, both beautiful and terrifying.
Ava asks, What do you want, Beatrice?
(Tell me and I’ll give it to you. Tell me and I’ll build you a home there. Tell me and I’ll rearrange the universe to make it all fit, angels and demons be damned. Tell me it’s me. Me. Me.)
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13 Dec 2022
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It's just a bunch of scenes from Bea and Ava's time together and a reimagining of some scenes!
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21 Nov 2022