vaindumbass
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
A look at Parker's relationships with herself, others, sex, art, music, food and vulnerability through the seasons.
-
Tags
Summary
“Hardison.” Parker says, taking the terribly empty usb stick out of his hands, “Alec.”
Her voice is commanding, but more desperate and uncertain than it would ever be on the field. She’s mixing together everything she knows, trying to find something that works. She has, apparently, not yet figured out that all she needs to do to get Hardison's attention is say the word.
“Yeah?” he says, putting a tremendous amount of effort into looking up from his hands, just to see her glance at Eliot.
“Alec”, Eliot says, finishing what Parker started, “it wasn’t your fault.”
or: Hardison fucks up during a job. Eliot and Parker help him realize that a hacker is not all he is, especially not to them.
-
OPERATION: ELIAS UWU by dduucckk, trashynishiki, vaindumbass
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
07 May 2022
Tags
Summary
Tim: GUYS
Tim: OK HEAR ME OUT
Tim: I THINK WE SHOULD SEDUCE ELIAS
Sasha: WHAT SKSHSKSH
Martin: TIM NO
Jon: You’re insane.
Tim: it will. um. promote synergy in the workplace
Series
-
POLYCULE ACQUISITION SUCCESSFUL by dduucckk, trashynishiki, vaindumbass
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
05 Feb 2022
Tags
Summary
Tim: hey hey hey
Tim: guess who just got fired 🥰🥰🥰
Jon: I did not fire you
Tim: then why’d you kick me out of the archives HUH
Tim: got you there
Jon: you started crying because the rainbow unicorn you were hallucinating wasn’t sparkly enough
Series
-
Tags
Summary
'Nate: You were a teenage girl.
Parker: Only sort of.' -leverage 5x05~
'Wow,' Parker says, 'so you think that I was nonbinary as a teenager?' She laughs a little, 'Cool.'
'I-' Sophie presses a hand to her forehead, 'Yes, I think you might've been. And I think that maybe, you still are?'
'Oh. Hm.'
~
or: parker talks about some (gender-related) feelings (not always her thing, but this time it helps).
Recent series
-
FUNNIEST POLY TMA TEXT FICS EVER [NOT CLICKBAIT] by dduucckk, trashynishiki, vaindumbass
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
07 May 2022
- Words:
- 4,964
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 47
Recent bookmarks
-
sundown starts at half-past six by halfdesertedstreets
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
27 Dec 2017
Tags
Summary
“My true love will have hair the color of yellow apples,” and Jack Zimmermann will take a bite from the forbidden fruit, juice running down his chin. “My true love will be exactly five feet and six-and-a-half inches tall,” and he will chew a leaf from a tree of that same height. “My true love will be as sweet as sugar and sharp as lemon,” and he will drink half a glass of Great-Aunt Cathy’s lemonade, waiting until the last dregs of sugar hit his tongue. “And if a single one of these things is not to be, then let it be known—my true love shall not be he.”
(He knows in his bones that this spell won’t ever come true. After all, his true love isn't real, and if he’s not real, then the curse can’t take him. That’s the whole point.)
--
Or, a Practical Magic AU. Wherein Jack Zimmermann must deal with family curses, hockey legacies, accidental manslaughter, Kent Parson’s obstinate death wish, and a snarky Southern kitchen warlock who won’t mind his own damn business.
Series
- Part 1 of set the clocks to the beat of your heart
-
Tags
Summary
Hardison's throat takes a beating in the server room. Eliot takes care of him.
Bookmarked by vaindumbass
09 Mar 2024
-
Tags
Summary
5 + 1 times Parker and Eliot try to woo Hardison
Bookmarked by vaindumbass
08 Nov 2021
-
Tags
Summary
Alec Hardison learns how to be Jewish.
Bookmarked by vaindumbass
04 Nov 2021
-
Tags
Summary
They're in between jobs and all is quiet.
Quiet is good.
Dating is probably better.
Series
Bookmarked by vaindumbass
01 Nov 2021