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    “You know it’s okay if you don’t know a lot about sex, Lan Zhan,” Wei Ying says in his most simpering tone, for the purposes of being a patronizing asshole. “I know the other night must have made you reeeally uncomfortable, but it’s something adults do when they’re —”

    “Choose,” Lan Zhan interrupts, with a deadly calm.

    The command is so unexpected that Wei Ying actually stops talking.

    Reluctantly, Wei Ying caves. “Huh? Choose what?”

    “Choose whether you’re going to stay here,” Lan Zhan says, slow and enunciated, “or whether you’re going to leave.”

     

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    Lan Zhan is an RA in Wei Ying's dorm. He teaches him a lesson.

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    06 Apr 2026

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    HOT COLLEGE BOY ANNOYS RA AND GETS WRECKED IN THE ASS WHILE PEOPLE WATCH

    THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WEI YING AND LAN ZHAN YOU ABSOLUTE FREAK I LOVE IT

  2. Public Bookmark 90

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    The whole campus is having a crush on the art professor Lan Wangji. Not knowing that he is married, to a man, and have a son. A short wangxian au based on that popular tweet.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    THIS IS A SUPER CUTE FLUFFY READ ABOUT COLLEGE!ZIZHEN REALIZING LWJ IS MARRIED LMAOOOOO I LOVE IT OMG

  3. Public Bookmark 33

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    Exhaling softly, Lan Zhan slowly kisses her pubic bone once, lips lingering, before lifting her chin once more.

    Her eyes, so typically calm, are fathomless when she meets Wei Ying’s. Nothing less than a vast black of want, and one that crashes down starkly enough to swallow Wei Ying whole.

    “Is that what you want?” her words are kindly murmured, sounding not at all like what they mean; and moreso what they promise. “To beg?”

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    lz, for some reason, hasn't fucked wy once after months of them dating. this situation is a crime, and obviously must be rectified. immediately

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    17 Mar 2026

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    COME GET YOUR HOT LESBIAN WANGXIAN

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    “Lan er gege,” Wei Ying sings out an old nickname, his lips curving up into a well-rehearsed smile. It’s adorable, and it’s pretty, and he knows it mesmerises anyone who lays their eyes on him. He has done it a million times—bewitching and convincing men who need to be convinced.

    He just doesn’t expect to hear the hitch in Lan Zhan’s breath, too, and feel the taller man’s grasp around his wrist tightening.

    He fell for it.

    A sickening thought suddenly enters his brain, and Wei Ying wonders if he should be so cruel.

    “Do you want to find a private space for us, Lan Zhan?”

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    20 Jan 2026

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    GODDAMN I LOVE THIS FIC!! It's got that dark!lwj that's just right which I LIKE and sugar baby wwx that I will ALWAYS die for!!!

    Plot is so good and I'm so immersed in it wanting to know how things will turn out¿?? LAN ZHAN IS HOPELESS WHEN IT COMES TO WEI YING I LOVE IT. I looked forward to seeing how wwx will end up falling in love with wwx and how his line of work will come to light and affect things AAAAHHHH IT ALL TURNED OUT WELL

    Also hello daddy kink???? That is MY SHIT!!! The sex is so hot like damn it was hard to BREATHE ugh LWJ is FUCKING DELICIOUSSSS

  5. Public Bookmark 67

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    “We had an hour,” Lan Zhan said. Mildly, flatly, but his words hit Wei Ying like a slap across the face. “And now look at what you’ve done. You made me come in under two minutes.”

    “Lan Zhan.” Sobbing, crawling like a dog, not caring how pathetic he looked. “I’ll do anything you ask.”

    “Then beg for it.”

    Or: Wei Ying enters into a dom-sub arrangement with his coworker, Lan Zhan. They’re a good fit on paper: Wei Ying is an experienced sub, and the only thing Lan Zhan wants is to be edged to the point of delirium. But Lan Zhan’s approval is a slippery, exhilarating thing, and Wei Ying finds his personal feelings getting in the way of his ability to perform.

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    15 Dec 2025

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    COWORKERS!WANGXIAN WHO COMMUNICATED WITH THEIR DICKS INSTEAD OF TALKING LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE

    TYPICAL WANGXIAN YUM YUM