vroombxtch
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- Marvel (1)
- Marvel Cinematic Universe (1)
- Marvel (Comics) (1)
- Hawkeye (Marvel Comics) (1)
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new phone, who dis? by vroombxtch
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Aug 2021
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‘Clinton Francis Barton, what the fuck is that?’
Clint looked up at Tony who was stood on the other side of the breakfast bar, with an incredulous look on his face. ‘New phone,’ he held it up to show Tony, ‘Like it?’ It was the new purple iPhone 12. He had to buy it because, well, it was purple. No further explanation needed.
‘It’s– It’s Apple.’
‘It’s purple, Stark. Purple.’
‘But an Apple phone, really? Why must you betray me like this Hawkguy? Fraternising with the enemy?’
‘P-U-R-P-L-E.’ Clint spelt out letter by letter, fingerspelling at the same time for good measure, at which Stark harrumphed and left the kitchen without another word to go do Clint didn’t care what.
Series
- Part 1 of jarvelous' marvel shorts
Recent series
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jarvelous' marvel shorts by vroombxtch
Fandom Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Aug 2021
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Maybe Lando does think about Oscar’s long nails, quite a lot.
“How do you finger yourself with nails this long?” Charles asks, giggling as Oscar’s eyes widen, her cheeks turning red immediately. “Doesn’t it hurt?”
Oh. He’s never thought about them in that way, though.
Or, Lando overhears Oscar telling Charles that masturbating with long nails can be painful, and he offers to help.
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18 Apr 2026
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“You think we should have sex?” Eddie clarified — still in that slow, deliberate tone, like any sudden movement would cause the ceiling to cave in around them.
Buck rolled his eyes. “I mean…not for real.”
“Okay. So you think we should have fake sex."
“Yeah, like reading Our Bodies, Ourselves isn’t the same as watching porn, right? It’d be educational sex.”
“Well if it’s educational sex...”
Or: Buck learns that Eddie's never had a prostate orgasm. Clipboard sex ensues.
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16 Apr 2026
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“Have you grown? You seem taller than I remember.” the guy teases, hand finally coming to rest on Buck’s shoulder, just by the dip of his neck.
Buck lets out a long-held breath, face breaking out into a smile that stretches from ear to ear. “You dick.”
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07 Apr 2026
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The team discover an Instagram account based on what the public has overheard from their calls. Hen and Chim become amateur detectives in their quest to uncover the the context of every quote, but this becomes difficult when it's increasingly clear they've been left in the dark about something.
Based on the account @Overheard_LA and me deciding with all the insane things that the 118 say on calls, someone should be recording them for posterity.
EDIT: This fic is now a MULTI_MEDIA FIC!!! I recommend if you've already read to just scroll through and look at the masterpiece fake Instagram screenshots. It is screen reader accessible.
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06 Apr 2026
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Oscar can feel it unravelling. Hiding that he’s an Omega used to be easy - stay in control, keep his distance, keep everything locked down.
But now the cracks are showing, the season is spiralling, and Lando is always right there when Oscar starts to fall apart. He’s either going to save him, or ruin him completely. And Oscar’s not sure he can tell the difference - or if he even wants to.
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In a season filled with total chaos, bad calls and constant pressure, Oscar and Lando come to realise that the only ones they can really count on are each other.Series
- Part 1 of F1 Writings by K
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28 Mar 2026