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    MARRIED?”

    “Basically married. Permanently engaged anyway. Weres have their own deal.” Natasha sounds much, much too gleeful about Steve’s rapidly expanding personal hell. “So you better wake your blushing bride and tell him the happy news: that it was an accident and you had no idea what you were doing.”

    “I,” Steve says, strangled. “I can’t do that!”

    “You can’t?”

    “He thought I was proposing! And he accepted!”

    “Wow, maybe he’s just as dumb as you are,” Natasha says thoughtfully.

    “I can’t just promise him a ring, take him home, drink from him three times in a row and then wake him up the next morning to say oops, just kidding!” Steve casts around, looking at his wreck of an apartment. “I don’t even have any good champagne!”

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    10 Jan 2022

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    Summer, 1998. Neal Caffrey robs the gallery where Elizabeth O'Dell is working late, and comes away with a lot more than art. Agent Burke has no idea what's about to hit him.

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    03 May 2019

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    In which James Potter isn't as dead as everyone thought and Harry has a strong mistrust of all adults.
    Reconnecting with his son isn't going to be easy, not just because Harry's in Slytherin.

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    28 Apr 2019

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    "We don’t drown. We float. That’s how Muggles used to tell, isn’t it?"

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    When Regulus is five, he nearly drowns in the sea off Blackpool.

    When Regulus is eleven, his brother befriends a ghost.

    It’s not until Regulus is eighteen and ready to die that the Black family’s darkest secret finally unravels. It might, perhaps, change everything.

    (A coming-of-age story with mind magic, star charting, pink petit-fours, two diaries, and a ghost.)

    [Edit: SPOILERS in the comments.]

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    08 Apr 2019

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    What if Regulus Black, and not Severus Snape, ended up being the turncoat Potions Master of Hogwarts?

    A not!fic written in bullet points, ignoring the Deathly Hallows entirely because they annoy me.

    Beta by my immensely patient Best Beloved, Turn_of_the_Sonic_Screw, and by the delightful starbirdrampant.

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    03 Apr 2019