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  1. Public Bookmark 40

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    A wedding, a honeymoon, a little bit of ritual sex, and a glimpse at a life Hermione never thought she'd have. Oh, and Crooks, World's Best Uncle.

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    11 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 77

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    Draco resents his wife, Hermione, for countless reasons. Their marriage is a toxic mix of hatred and something wildly complicated. Now, on Valentine's Day, as she carries his twins, his emotions are more conflicted than ever. He hates her, yes, but at the same time, he can't help but be drawn to the sight of her pregnant body.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    “You got your nails done?” Pansy gasps, clapping her own perfectly manicured hand over her mouth, looking wide-eyed at Granger.

    Draco frowns. What’s the big deal?

    He’s quickly distracted by the huge diamond twinkling on Pansy’s fourth finger. Potter had outdone himself. Though, he surmises, Pansy very well may have chosen it herself.

    As his eyes shift to Granger’s bare ring finger, his chest tightens a bit and he subtly pats his pocket. Hopefully it won’t be that way for long.

    Pansy nudges Potter. “She got her nails done.” Fortunately for Draco, the tipsy Wonder Boy looks as confused as he is. “Again.”

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    04 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    In an ill-conceived and drunken moment, Hermione and Draco make an Unbreakable Vow to marry one another should they reach the age of 30 without either of them being engaged to someone else. The problem: they detest one another. So the clock is on for each of them to find a match before they are compelled to be with one another. Hermione does not have time for this.

    A premise suggested by the Dramione Fanfic Recommendations 2.0 group.

    This story is anachronistic. It’s occurring in present time, with all the inherent technological advances of the 2020’s, but also assumes the War has ended within the past 7 years. I wanted Hermione to have an Ouro ring.

    **FULLY COMPLETE, AT LAST!**

    **To read on a Kindle, download as an EPUB, send to Kindle, and voila! (I just learned this) it makes the reading experience soooo much nicer

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    21 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the wizarding world is what you might call “a godsdamned mess.” The population is dwindling, the economy is suffering, and Hermione Granger has decided to pursue an arranged marriage—but only so she can be nominated to the antiquated Wizengamot, of course. After all, the Wizengamot is ignoring the world’s problems, and Hermione is determined to fix them. Granted, she never expected to be matched with Draco sodding Malfoy—the newest DMLE consultant who wears his Azkaban tattoos as proudly as his childhood sneer. But admittedly, between the turbulence of her farcical relationship, corrupt politicians, and a serial killer on the loose, nothing in Hermione’s life is going according to plan. Maybe hate sex with her husband will help?

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    01 Nov 2025