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Anthony J. Crowley isn’t up to much these days.
In fact, you could almost say his days as a rockstar are pretty much behind him. Rotting in bed all day, with half-written songs plaguing him and no lyrics to speak of, everything points to his career being over for good.
That is until Maggie, his manager, claims to have found him the perfect lyricist to get him out of his slump. And what better way to get the creative juices flowing than spending a whole month together in a secluded cottage on the Isle of Skye?
Provided Crowley’s attempts at making the man run for the hills aren’t successful…*
“You wrote these lyrics,” Crowley repeated just to make sure he’d understood correctly. “The lyrics about sucking dick. You wrote them.”
The stranger wrinkled his nose, a blush appearing on his rounded cheeks. “Well, it’s actually meant to be an exploration of taste and touch as a way to connect with another person, as well as a metaphor for–”
“Sucking dick,” Crowley completed for him.
“Mmh,” the man hummed noncommittally, lips pursed in both annoyance and embarrassment.- Language:
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27 Oct 2025
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Makes the Whole World Blind by Chrononautical
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
22 Sep 2023
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Bilbo Baggins has been kidnapped. Thorin Oakenshield considers a proportional response.
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06 Oct 2025
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The dwarves find out that hobbits eat up to 7 meals a day while there's has been surviving on one, maybe two a day. They're horrified and guilty, swearing to make it right.
Bilbo is insistent he's fine, but well, extra food is extra food.Bookmarked by weshouldfondue
03 Oct 2025
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“It wasn’t even supposed to be a big deal. Find out Lassiter hates snow globes. Get people to give Lassiter snow globes. Enjoy him being kind of freaked out. He even got Jules to invite Lassie to her family for Christmas so he wouldn’t be alone. That really should have been more than enough to make up for it. Of course there’s some difference between ‘hating snow globes,’ and ‘snowglobes make me dream of being trapped in a dome with snow that melts my flesh off,’ which Shawn may have not considered in his prank-happy daze.”
Or Shawn makes up for a particularly thoughtless prank in an extremely over the top way. Because that’s just how he rolls, baby.
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- Part 2 of The Santa Barbara Polycule
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09 Sep 2025
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He’d very much like to not care, for the rest of the night. Gus is safe, Shawn is safe, everyone he cares about is safe and he thinks he’s allowed to let loose a little and get gloriously baked.
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31 Jul 2025