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As she looked around her living room - at the green velvet ottoman she didn't remember purchasing, the 14th century Wizarding texts on her bookshelf, the hideous and obnoxiously ostentatious grandfather clock that could only belong to a Malfoy - she pictured the toothbrush next to hers on her bathroom counter, the old Slytherin quidditch jersey she regularly tripped over in her bedroom, and the mint chocolate chip ice cream in her freezer - a flavour she abhorred, but that a particular, pale, pointy faced aristocrat sat across from her had a tragic fondness for.
Her chest burning, as if she drank a barrel of bubotuber pus, Hermione turned to him with narrowed, accusing eyes. "Malfoy...are we dating?"
If there's one thing Hermione Granger knows, it's that she simply doesn't have time to date. Draco decides to date her, anyway.
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11 Sep 2021
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Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by rizzlewrites
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jan 2022
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After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain. (Alternate ending: 'La Vie En Rose', Audiobook by ETL.Echo.Audiobooks).
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20 Jul 2021
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Five times Theo ruined Hermione’s birthday and one time he… well, ruined really is quite a strong word.
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21 Sep 2020
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What doesn't kill me makes me want you more by weestarmeggie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Sep 2020
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A misplaced memo results in Draco getting something he'd long given up on.
“You didn’t send me, your superior, an incredibly inappropriate memo detailing the when, where and how you were going to—” she cleared her throat and stared studiously at her nails, “—remove my underwear with your teeth and show me exactly what your forked tongue can do?”
“Fuck me!” Draco groaned, screwing his eyes shut and dropping his head back with a thunk as it bounced against the back of the chair.
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21 Sep 2020