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Running, swimming, football, dance - at least in a state of sweat he wasn’t an idiot with an uninhabitable flat, dead-end job, and second hand collection of friends who probably only saw him as a co-worker. In the race, Regulus was only his adrenaline.
After spending the summer with the Rosiers, newly independent Regulus takes on London - alone, broke, and with a questionably decorated flat. Things are reasonable. And then Regulus gets a job at Fortescues.
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"Alicorn's are extinct, and a dragon or a manticore would kill us instantly," Robbie said. "I still think a teacher is our best bet."
The story of Freddie Black, Robbie Lupin, Ben Potter, and Penelope Pettigrew becoming the Marauders during their first year at Hogwarts! Be prepared for many pranks, full moons, and quidditch practices!
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Now, a picture of Blake Upton would’ve been weird enough for entryway decor. But there was also a knife through his throat, sticking violently in the wall.
The Pritels own a flower shop and the Dunleaveys own an arcade. The two shops are across from each other. Chaos insues. AKA, a slice of life story centering around the occupants of Contentment Corner, in the city of Serenity. (A somewhat "normal" masterminds au.)
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Why Be Blah When There's Aquamarine? by whatsitzface
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
23 Mar 2022
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It could’ve been worse though. He could’ve been on his way to a life-threatening quest to the underworld to bargain with the king of the dead for a lightning bolt that could end the world.
“Oh wait,” Percy muttered to himself.
Twelve-year-old Percy Jackson is not ready for his quest tomorrow; he just wants his mom back.
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The Arrangement by Bow_is_best_boi, whatsitzface for whatsitzface
Fandoms: Masterminds Series - Gordon Korman
10 Mar 2022
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Amber and Malik have been engaged since birth, and they learn to accept that this has been decided for them. However, everything gets thrown to the wind when Amber falls in love with... someone else.
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"Come on, Keith," Lance smiles, spreading his hands out. He skates backwards, widening the distance between them. Keith has to stop himself from following. Lance does a little loop, a rudimentary imitation of the move, before stopping back in front of him. He's closer now, and Keith notices a light flush on his cheeks. "Teach me how to fly."
Shiro, head coach of the Galaxy Garrison University's own hockey team, has given Keith the task of giving one of his players, Lance, figure skating lessons. Which is a super great idea and nothing crazy will happen. Right?
Bookmarked by whatsitzface
14 Jan 2026
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everyday is christmas when you reread that epilogue
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Three Months Later by Mayasynth
Fandoms: Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rick Riordan
12 Nov 2020
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Three months ago, Magnus Chase won his first Viking Rap Battle. He had his first (two!) kisses. And Alex Fierro, mastermind of said kisses, told him, I'll get back to you.
Since then, it's been three months of radio silence. Which is, you know, fine. Magnus can deal. He's a patient man. (Teenager. Immortal teenager. Whatever.) He can wait.
[In which Magnus is oblivious, Alex Works Through Some Shit, and Blitzen and Hearthstone—wait a minute. Have already been dating for 3 years?
Fluff and make-up anniversary presents ensue.]
Bookmarked by whatsitzface
02 Mar 2024
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So so so good. They are both so fucking embarrasing I was saying "just kill me now" throughout the entirity of this fic ... which is a good sign, make no mistake. Actually aknowledging Alex's angst with her past, and Magnus being literally the most oblivious person on the planet was just amazing. I love them so much.
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The consequences of Sirius and James pretending to be boyfriends weren't supposed to come to a head during a convoluted and unnecessarily kinetic drinking game... but such is life.
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- Part 2 of Marauders Shenanigans
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06 Sep 2023
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SO SO SO FUNNY!!!! AND THE WRITING IS SUBLIME!!!!! 1000/10 FIC FR!!!!!
List of stuff I loved:
-James and Minerva's gossiping friendship
-Teachers placing bets on the students love lives
-Poppy always winning said bets
-Lily's entire characterisation
-Remus hiding his emotions until they BURST
-The Head of House game HOLY SHIT IF THATS NOT THE MOST CREATIVE GAME!!!!! I love that the rules were explained at the end - so you could even try to play it irl. But its so fun, and chaotic, and definitely something the marauders/gryffindor tower would play. I just. So much love for that game. -
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“Are you offended that people think we’re dating?”
“No,” Mike says immediately. “Of course not,” because, again, he should be so lucky.
Will’s baffled expression does not change. “Then why would I be?”
“So– okay, fine, whatever. Should we, like, tell them to get their heads out of their asses and that we’re not– um– dating, or–”
“I think,” Will cuts in, “well. You know what would be funny?”
Honestly, Mike doesn't know what he thought being Will Byers' fake-boyfriend would entail, but he definitely didn't think it would involve this many ugly Christmas sweaters.