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    Under one Fidelius Charm, they've got a Muggleborn, a bigot, a baby, and James.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    (I am the one who says 'fuck you') - Benjamin Garcia, 'Ode to the Corpse Flower'.

    Petunia drips magic the way she drips anger. Sparingly. Subtly. Nothing overt or obnoxious. Nothing that attracts the stares of other children or the suspicion of adults. Just things that help her. Her dolls line back up after the football Lily was kicking about ruins their perfect symmetry. Her bed makes itself while she brushes her teeth meticulously. Tea that is slightly too hot or too cold settles to the perfect temperature. Magic maintains the realm of order she has built around herself.

    (A witch!Petunia and muggle!Lily AU, covering the Marauders' years at Hogwarts and the First Wizarding War).

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    15 Aug 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    The door wrenches open and Regulus is enveloped by a near mirror image of himself.

    “Get off,” he mutters. Sirius doesn’t. “You’re just doing this to make me uncomfortable.”

    “Yes,” Sirius mumbles as his grip loosens. “Get in here.”

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    Regulus agrees to spend Boxing Day at Sirius & James' with their friends. He almost regrets it.

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    01 Jan 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Cover art for through a glass, blackly, by wheresmejumper.

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    02 Sep 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    GORGEOUS. never getting over this

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    Severus Snape desperately wanted to stick to the plan:

    1. Get to Hogwarts.
    2. Be sorted into Slytherin with Lily.
    3. Become the wizard he was always meant to be.

    But things go sideways when Lily is sorted into Gryffindor. And Severus? He throws the plan away.

    In which Severus is a Gryffindor, Lupin is hiding something, Potter and Black are the worst, and there's a Wizarding War about to erupt.

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    22 Jan 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    So fun, so funny, occasionally punches you in the gut. I would take a bullet for these terrible children

  5. Public Bookmark 1033

    Mystery Work

    Part of Hidden Works
    Summary

    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    09 Feb 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    local hermit, ex-con, posh boy paranoiac accidentally acquires small child... just hook it to my veins