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    The blond’s grinning at him again, and Wolfwood’s stomach really shouldn’t feel so tight - or his trousers. “I thought I should repay your kindness by giving you some actual business," he says casually, leaning against the counter, "instead of just accepting the freebies.”

    “Oh, yeah?” Blondie’s grin widens as his chin rests on his palm. “Well, you're more than welcome to the freebies."

    Being a mortician who works all hours of the day means that Wolfwood's sex life is about as dead as the bodies he prepares for burial. Good thing the cute blond who runs his local sex shop is happy to personally help him out with that.

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    When you're holed up in the attic of a whorehouse, just playing cards gets a little old after a while. Especially since Wolfwood cheats.

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    “It’s what twins do”, Vash shrugs, “Care for each other”, his hand finds Wolfwood’s chest — slides down, pops some buttons, “Share love”, it’s sneaking inside unzipped pants, “Share you”.

    Knives is pining and it’s the end of the world.

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    Wolfwood can see the gears turning in that prickish (pretty) blonde head, steaming as Knives winds himself up— all hot and bothered over the deft flick of Wolfwood’s tongue. As for what’s going through that thick skull of his, Wolfwood has his guess, and it’s the echo of what Vash had said a few weeks ago.

    ‘Yeah! Nico gives real good head. You should try it sometime!’

    Or later, when Wolfwood had been buried between his thighs, Vash had rolled over prodding his twin, ‘Looks good, right? Give him a chance, Nai.’

    OR, Knives and Wolfwood let the intrusive thoughts win.
    (A bonus chapter for Leave Room for Jesus that got out of hand.)

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    This wasn’t exactly “laying low,” but in Vash’s defense… he was bored.

    “You do this a lot?” Vash asked, examining his face now that he could fully see him, no matter how shitty the fluorescents overhead were. His face looked older up close, there were bags under his eyes and a hint of a wrinkle forming between his brows that must have formed after years of furrowing his brows. His nose was strong and crooked, and there was a cut there that hadn’t fully healed yet. There was stubble along his chiseled jaw that Vash couldn’t resist but run his fingers along.

    “Nah, I’m usually the one that needs patched up,” he said matter-of-factly, cleaning the wound itself now with one hand on the back of his head to hold him still. “Unless you’re talking about bringing people home, then yeah. Hold still now,” he murmured the last part, taking extra care as he applied the small butterfly bandages to his temple. “There. Good as new.” Wolfwood surveyed his handiwork with a smile, and set his hands on Vash’s thighs.

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    Vash has a nasty run-in with a stranger from the bar. Wolfwood saves the day and takes him home.

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