whorefeyrac

by crayonfodder



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    A jet-lagged Enjolras picks up the wrong suitcase at the airport.

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  2. Public Bookmark 34

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    The feelings were too big for Enjolras’ tipsy brain to put into words, so he responded by putting his hands under Grantaire’s shirt and tucking his face into Grantaire’s neck. He smelled like dish soap, laundry detergent, and faintly of oil paint. Enjolras opened his mouth and licked at his neck and tasted salt on his skin. Under his hands, Grantaire’s stomach tensed and then relaxed.

    Grantaire’s chest was vibrating with sound, and Enjolras registered that he was saying something.

    “Enjolras, Enjolras, hey,” Grantaire was repeating.

    Enjolras, ever reluctant to take orders, lifted his head.

    “Not that I don’t like this,” Grantaire said, sounding deeply put-upon, “but you’re drunk.”

    (Enjolras comes home drunk after a night with Courfeyrac and Combeferre, and Grantaire finds out firsthand that Enjolras gets horny when he drinks. He deals with it as best he can.)

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  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    Enjolras scowled and thrust his phone at Combeferre. “Here,” he said shortly. “Look at this shit.”

    Combeferre glanced down at the phone, his brow furrowing. “It’s a Wikipedia page for – oh.”

    Enjolras nodded grimly. “Yeah,” he said. “Exactly. Someone made a fucking Wikipedia page for me.”

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    There are twenty-four hours in a day, and some faceless entity strives to make Grantaire a priority. Is it inappropriate to be flattered? Maybe he’s developed Stockholm syndrome.

    (or, grantaire discovers he is being stalked. or so he thinks.

    to be fair, enjolras lacks proper flirting etiquette.)

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    Grantaire is sick of drawing nude portraits of old people, but when his class gets a new, younger individual to model, he discovers that he hates drawing him just as much, if not more! It's definitely all the dick's fault. Like, the literal dick.

    It's nude. Not naked.

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