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    In which Shen Ba (previously Shen Yuan) tries to give his didi and Qi-ge a happy future, all while trying to survive a backstory that he never knew existed, damning Airplane's unreliable narrative and transforming into a messed up human/spirit hybrid.

    But hey, at least his didi got understanding and care he deserves.

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    "I had a question for the Peak Lord," says Luo Binghe, voice sweet, eyes cold. "A dialect question."

    If Shang Qinghua was sweating before, he's dripping fucking rivers now. He and Cucumber-bro communicate in a horrible mix of memes, internet slang, Chinglish and modern Chinese, mostly but not entirely incomprehensible for any outsider. Luo Binghe had decided it must be some hometown dialect that they shared, despite any evidence of Shen Qingqui and Shang Qinghua ever speaking to each other before they both had the shitty luck to be transmigrated, and devoted himself to learning his beloved Shizun's birth dialect. Fuck! Why was Shang Qinghua dumb enough to have made it a plot point that Luo Binghe had a god level ability to pick up languages!

    .... right, so he could pick up some girl's dialect and seduce her more easily, but it wasn't fair that this monogamous version of his son could still do it, okay!!

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    "It's like in those films: if you step on a butterfly, you change the future of the human race."
    "Then, don't step on any butterflies. What have butterflies ever done to you?"
    Doctor Who

    Shen Jiu lives a peaceful life on his mountain with his disciples and his fascinating research. Then a good-looking stranger barges in and everything takes a turn.

    Or alternatively
    How the timeline can change because of one person doing one tiny thing differently.

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    Now, of course, he has a whole palace full of things. Swords, jewelry, silks— artifacts to entrance the eye and ensnare the mind. He could have it full of women too, if he wished, or so Meng Mo and Sha Hualing continually inform him. A simple chest full of cheap things really should not move him as it does. But he hasn’t quite excised his nostalgic nature, has he? Else he would not be standing here, wearing someone else's skin, hoping for crumbs of affection he once enjoyed in spades.

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    His phone buzzes again and Shen Yuan scoops it up irritably. It’s another message from DemonHeart.
    DemonHeart: you seem to be a Luo Binghe fan
    DemonHeart: we can get you access to him
    Shen Yuan scowls.
    PeerlessCucumber: do I look like I was born yesterday?
    The response is instantaneous. A picture pops up on screen. Shen Yuan vaguely recognizes the woman that plays the drums, still in full stage makeup. Next to her, arm slung around her waist, is a face Shen Yuan would know anywhere. Luo Binghe, giving a wry smile to the camera.
    DemonHeart: he’s a fan, you know
    PeerlessCucumber: where exactly would we be meeting

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