8 Works by witchlips
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Dark!Opportunistic!Harry. Severitus fic and Tom is Sev's Dad, too. Though no one knows that at the beginning. Kind of Crack-y, but (hopefully) written seriously.
Turns out it WASN'T Lily's love that saved Harry that Halloween night after all. Voldemort really should've made sure the brat wasn't an Inner Circle Member's kid before he attempted to kill him. In the Dark Lord's defense, though, how was he supposed to know Lily Potter might've committed Line Theft?
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- Part 1 of Contractual Obligations
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Exactly Four and A Half Knives, and A Hello Kitty Backpack Filled With Pulparindo by witchlips
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
10 Dec 2019
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When you turn twenty, you begin finding items your soulmate has lost. Peter has happily listened to his Aunt May wax poetic about how she found his Uncle Ben through these items most of his life. He never really put much thought into finding his own soulmate up until now, however.
With his birthday now upon him, Peter Parker is feeling incredibly nervous about the whole mess. It only gets worse as he slowly finds all of the absolute nonsense his soulmate manages to lose.
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An AU in which Rusty takes Brock's DNA while they're in college and ends up mixing it with his own later to create Hank and Dean.
This will be Brock x Rusty further in to the story, but it's definitely gonna be a slow build, multi-chapter type thing.
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TVB Fanfiction Meme 2016 Replies: Married in Vegas by witchlips
Fandoms: The Venture Bros
31 Jan 2018
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Written from the first request on the TVB Fanfiction Meme.
"Doc and Brock get married for some reason maybe in Las Vegas".
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Drabble in which Brock convinces Rusty to take the boys to the park like normal kids for the first and probably last time.
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Anna hummed in thought for a second, before she snapped her head up, grinning like a loon, ”So you have two dads instead of a dad and a mom? Are they married and everything?“
Rusty felt his heart stop, he was sure of it. He chanced a look back at Brock who was staring in horror at the little girl, and crushing his cigarette in a white-knuckled grip.
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I wrote this for reeby10 (voldiebuns on tumblr) for the Tomarry Secret Santa using the prompt "Both tired of the war, Harry and Voldemort band together to come up with a solution that will stop the fighting and stabilize the wizarding world. Some people are worried that the truce won't be enough, so Harry and Voldemort get magically bonded/married in order to cement it.".
I am incredibly late posting because I am THE WORST.
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(I was hella drunk when I wrote this first of all, so uh. Be warned.)
Harry doesn't observe binder safety. Severus is irritated. Sirius and Remus are awkward.
I may expand this AU, so I'll leave it open, but right now it's a oneshot.
(EDIT: Due to rather unanimous reviews, I am expanding this oneshot.)
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He was poisoning them, so it was only fitting the favor was returned.
AU. Abuse is described a bit.