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    "You say you don’t want this. You say you can't. And still the shirt."

    Shane is quick to protest, not giving himself a second to even consider any alternative. "Look, I don't know what you're trying to prove here but—"

    "Give it back," Ilya instructs, his voice steady and low. "Tell me I am nothing to you, and I let you go."

    It's self-sabotage. Textbook fucking definition. Maybe it's what he needs to give up on this. He just needs to hear Shane say it, that's all.

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    Shane freaks out. Ilya doesn't want him to leave without figuring out exactly how Shane feels about him.

    (aka a post tuna melt scene rewrite where communication isn’t a foreign concept to them)

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    "I’m ready to come out as your cousin," Missy says over the phone, "There’s gotta be some lesbians following you, you’re butch as fuck."

    "I don’t know what that means."

    "I’m gonna send you some selfies, okay? I’ll even write the caption for you."

    "My profile isn’t your dating app, Missy."

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    or: Shane Hollander comes out as an ally. For his gay cousin, of course.

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    “Be careful,” Shane frets, one hand hovering over Ilya’s shoulder. “It’s icy, and I don’t want to be a widower.”

    “Oh, we’d have to be much higher than this for the fall to kill me,” Ilya says, gaze still fixed on the cool black skyline. “At least seven stories.”

    It’s not until much later, as the waitress is clearing the dishes from dinner, that Yuna finds herself wondering why Ilya knows exactly how high a fall needs to be in order to kill him. 

    Or: Yuna learns about Ilya's past bit by bit over the years.

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