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    The picture is leaked on a random fucking Tuesday in November, months after Ilya was last in Montreal.

    Grainy and dark, enhanced digitally to shit but still just recognisable enough; Shane Hollander smiling dopily as a broad-shouldered man in a dark hoodie has him pushed up against a red brick wall, one knee lifted to hook around the back of a thigh, a large hand possessively holding it in place as the hooded figure has his face hidden in the crook of Hollander’s neck — presumably kissing him there, intimately.

    Ilya knows his team is good, and they do the best they can.

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    "You say you don’t want this. You say you can't. And still the shirt."

    Shane is quick to protest, not giving himself a second to even consider any alternative. "Look, I don't know what you're trying to prove here but—"

    "Give it back," Ilya instructs, his voice steady and low. "Tell me I am nothing to you, and I let you go."

    It's self-sabotage. Textbook fucking definition. Maybe it's what he needs to give up on this. He just needs to hear Shane say it, that's all.

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    Shane freaks out. Ilya doesn't want him to leave without figuring out exactly how Shane feels about him.

    (aka a post tuna melt scene rewrite where communication isn’t a foreign concept to them)

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    "I’m ready to come out as your cousin," Missy says over the phone, "There’s gotta be some lesbians following you, you’re butch as fuck."

    "I don’t know what that means."

    "I’m gonna send you some selfies, okay? I’ll even write the caption for you."

    "My profile isn’t your dating app, Missy."

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    or: Shane Hollander comes out as an ally. For his gay cousin, of course.

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