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I'm gonna tell you you're pretty / 'Til it makes you sick by wooddude
Fandoms: A Hybrid Princess's Tale, Hybrid Tales
28 Dec 2025
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fuckass gay lesbians are YURI and IN LOVE and i HATE THEM. i hope they die.
also known as emily gives steph identical hairclips!!! hooray!!!!
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Emily and Stephanie sat in the latter's room, relaxing after a long day of school. Steph's family members were currently out, her sister hanging out with Michelle and she couldn't care less about her father, so she was much more comfortable being with her girlfriend in the house. After two bad boyfriends, the bad feeling in her just couldn't be helped.
"Oh, I got you something!"
Emily suddenly announced, sitting up from where she sat upon a beanbag. With a short walk to her bag, she crouched down and started to rummage through it, praying that her gift wasn't destroyed from everything else.
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l&co wip stuff i prolly wont finish by wooddude
Fandoms: Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud
14 Oct 2025
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buncha wips i have no motivation to finish. maybe if y'all like any enough i'll do it? idk man
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Lucy is within the comforts of 35 Portland Row, making gifts for her friends while the boys are out on a case. It's just a simple shade, right?
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Lucy knits with Skull while George and Lockwood go on another case without researching enough
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Squeakers calender 2024 challenge!! by wooddude
Fandoms: Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud
02 Dec 2024
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Idk im just doing a silly tumblr challenge to up my writing skills (https://www.tumblr.com/squeakers-calendar/766882597483724800/welcome-to-the-squeaker-calendar-2024?source=share)
update as of '26: not finishing ts soz
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We can talk here on the floor / On the phone, if you prefer by wooddude
Fandoms: Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud
02 Dec 2024
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The world of Lockwood & Co. have finally invented phones. How will our favourite children (and few irresponsible adults) go about having these new devices at their fingertips?
Average L&C shenanigans, locklyle existing and George being the designated tech guy™ :3
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- 555
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Black Lemonade Cookie realizes that she has been thinking of Shining Glitter Cookie for about...too long. And it's starting to bother her but she has no clue what is going on with her.
Bassist Cookie knows his stuff though so he organizes something that might just help his friend out.
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26 Mar 2025
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS SO |GOOD OMG UTS SO GOOD THEYRE SO GAY AND BLACK LEMONADE DOESNT EVEN REALISE?????? YESSSSS YESS I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH
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A Different Kind of Love by LuvGamez
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
04 Nov 2024
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“Saiki, I don't know how to explain this, but you’re kind of dating her?” Kuboyasu makes a face, thinking, is that right? “Actually, I’m not sure. But you’re definitely more than friends.”
Kaidou squeaks and buries his face in his hands.
It’s rare that Saiki feels shock, but he thinks this takes the cake for the most bewildered he’s ever felt.
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7k words in which Saiki gets into a QPR with Teruhashi, finds out he's aroace, and comes to accept it.
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- Part 3 of Yes Saiki, they're your friends
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03 Feb 2025
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FIRE OMFG READ IT HJHFKGSNGSKVKHKIOIFERDYSIWHIIT764QQ4L?'UJDTQH',RQ'?,G AAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
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A Universal Constant by VaellintheBard
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
06 Feb 2026
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Summary: There are a few universal constants in this world. Saiki’s a psychic with ever growing power, Nendo is an idiot who’s brain is empty of all thoughts, Mera is a glutton without the income to support her appetite, and Teruhashi is a pretty girl who is loved by God. What happens when two of those constants collide? Two people are going to find themselves in a very awkward situation, but one that will be the best opportunity to grow. (SaiTeru fic)
Officially updating Tuesday/Wednesday every week!
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03 Feb 2025
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amazing 10/10 read it!!!!! cannot say how many times i've reread this thing
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“It’s not like I bit her,” Lucy says resentfully. Has she ruined everything, all because she’d lost her temper? She’d managed to keep this a secret for months, despite her odd hours and low appetite and inhuman powers… Lockwood and George had trusted her.
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Lucy's still a vampire. Lockwood and George (and Holly) find out.
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- Part 2 of the air went out
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Lucy's Letters by StarWritingBri
Fandoms: Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud, Lockwood & Co. (TV)
31 Dec 2024
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George and Lockwood still reeling from Lucy's departure from their lives stumble upon a stack of letters she wrote them. Each is dated from a different moment in their time together, in case she didn't make it home. The boys learn more about their former teammate while comforting each other.
Maybe if they understand her motives, they can get her back?
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- Part 1 of Lucy and Lockwood's Letters
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18 May 2024
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literally my favourite fanfic ever. I'd go feral over this. best thing ever written.