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    Ilya and Shane are broke roommates, until Ilya discovers streaming and starts making bank jerking off for the viewers
    Naturally, he offers his good friend Shane a chance at making money the same way
    And if they touch each other a little it’s only because of the tips, not because they are into each other

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    Shane and Ilya are both completely straight here
    #ISwearrr

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    30 Jul 2026

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    bro this is so good bro.

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    Every time Ilya saw Shane, he felt a lurch in his stomach. It had started before he dared to put a name to it, at the very first eager introduction he'd brushed off — a sudden welling tide of affection when he noticed the dark eyes alight in anticipation, freckles shifting with whatever expression was on Shane's face. Like a fool, Ilya had thought not naming it for a long time would keep the emotions at bay.

    Ilya still didn't want to put a name to it, but he knew the danger there.

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    The aftermath of Shane's fight gives Ilya a surprise at his doorstep.

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    07 Dec 2025

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    SO FUCKING GOOD OMFG!!!! fic post-ep 3 with shane’s fight. delicioussssss smut.

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    “I mean,” Eddie backtracks hastily, “that I probably don’t—uh, that I don’t want a hook up. Just the single, uh, kiss. For research.”

    “Right,” Buck nods. “For research.”

    They turn back to the TV, sipping beers and spooning dessert, room quiet save for the telenovela playing. Buck, gun to his head, could not tell you who or what is on the screen right now. The brave, strong part of his brain has surrendered shamefully, white flag hoisted while the rest of his brain—stupid, stupid—hosts a skillfully imagined supercut of his best friend kissing men. It’s surprisingly new subject matter for him. What’s unsurprising is his distaste for every conjured scenario, discarding each indistinguishable stranger until the reel buffers on something more… familiar.

    “Well—”

    Eddie waits a patient minute for Buck to continue before asking, “Well, what?”

    “I just mean—if it’s just a kiss, right.” Buck pauses. “You could, uh. You could try it with me.”

     

    or, buck thinks kissing men and women feels pretty much the same. eddie’s not buying it. sometimes settling a bet requires kissing your best friend, a lot, for research

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    01 Aug 2025

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    ohhhhh boy i LOVE a platonic kiss —> soulmates realization and this one takes the cake.

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    Which brings Eddie to his current predicament: drowning in love and unable to do a thing about it, all while being subjected to his criminally attractive best friend sauntering around sans a shirt at every hour of the goddamn day.

    Morning toothbrushing? Shirtless. After school video games? Shirtless. Reading on the couch? Shirtless. Weeding the garden in LA summer sunshine? Shirtless and sweaty. Asleep half a foot of bedspace away from Eddie? There aren’t even pants involved. Existing day-to-day seems to have become a topless event where Buck is concerned, because Eddie has apparently racked up enough overdue penance for several lifetimes.

     

    or, eddie loves living with his best friend. he just really wishes buck would put on a fucking shirt

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    11 Jul 2025

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    Omfg. Omfg. If I got amnesia, I wouldn’t be mad as long as I could read this for the first time again.

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    Buck stands up so quickly he nearly knocks over his drink. “That guy just grabbed his ass.”

    Hen tugs him back down to his seat. “Yeah, and Eddie does not look mad about it. Chill out.”

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    Or, Eddie spends the summer finding himself while Buck is forced to watch.

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    04 Jun 2025

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    omfg sooo good