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Two chapters of the Alpha Beta Omega fraternity meet for a members-only house party. Let the games begin.
“Look,” Crowley told everyone, grinning to bring some levity to what was becoming a too-quiet room, “if the point of the game is ‘I’m so straight I’m not afraid to do gay stuff,’ there’s no way to win. I mean, think about it!” he laughed. “It makes no sense. Follow that to the logical conclusion, an’ the only actual test of straightness is to choke on a cock. ‘Cos that’s the only totally gay thing. All the rest y’can do with women. Even anal.”
“He’s right,” Aziraphale agreed. “Anything short of fellatio proves nothing. Otherwise, anyone genuinely comfortable with their masculinity” — He gave a little bob as if to indicate *yours truly* — “can simply lie back and think of England.”
“Exactly!” Crowley pointed triumphantly for emphasis. “See? He gets it."
Hastur bared his teeth in something that wasn’t quite a smile. “I smell a rat,” he said, flecks of saliva spewing from his mouth.
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19 Aug 2023
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Not a Mounted Dildo but a Fuck Machine by NaroMoreau, summerofspock
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
26 Jul 2021
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Aziraphale and Crowley have lived together for three years when lockdown goes into effect. When Aziraphale meets a nice girl on Tinder who he thinks is his perfect match, he's delighted. There's just one hurdle: that pesky virginity thing. Lucky for him, Crowley has always been there for him. He's helped Aziraphale with every other problem through the years, why not this one?
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18 Aug 2023
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Aziraphale has read every book in his shop at least once. He has reread some of his favored volumes dozens of times, has memorized whole great swaths of them. If his own words are insufficient to convince Crowley of his sincerity, then perhaps the words of others can!
(He might have the decency to ask the books what they thought of this plan. The books had been watching the two of them for over a hundred years, and certainly had a great deal to say on the matter. But Aziraphale neglects to consult them, and thus will be very unprepared for what happens next.)
Back on earth, Aziraphale tries to apologize.
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10 Aug 2023
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The game shifts. Bruce learns the Riddler's true identity. Instead of handing him over the police, he decides to break his own rules and deal with the man himself.
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15 Apr 2022