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    Pansy is wearing what remains of her uniform skirt after hemming it halfway up her arse, wondering why she’d bothered returning early to Hogwarts for the Hogmanay festivities with the rest of the Seventh and Eighth Years when she could be holed up alone in her dreary manor—where nobody hated her for sacrificing her soul at the altar of self-preservation—when the game begins.

    The rules are simple: Random draw. One choice. One kiss.

    Or: Five midnights on New Year’s Eve, inspired by Taylor Swift’s Midnights album.

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    01 May 2024

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    Romance is a lot easier to write about than it is to put into practice, and Eddie is the world’s most ridiculous living example of that. He can practically hear the kind of jokes that Shannon would make about it, if he ever told her about the books but - he didn’t. And somehow, probably just because he didn’t start writing until after they weren’t living together anymore, she never found out.

     

    There’s actually only a handful of people in the world who know that Eddie is a writer - and more specifically, that he’s E. Diaz, one of the bestselling romance authors on the market.

    or - the one where everything in canon is the same, except eddie diaz is secretly a bestselling romance author, and nobody knows. Yet.

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    27 Aug 2022

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    “So literally just—ask him,” Hen says. “With words. Say ‘hey, Buck, we’ve been functionally living together for years, want to actually move in’?”

    “No,” Eddie tells the tabletop.

    “I’ve gotta say,” Chim says and, by the sound of it, puts away the magazine he wasn’t reading. “This seems like a crisis of your own making.”

    “How?” Eddie says, into a patch of something sticky they should probably wipe up before Bobby gets here.

    “You’re the one who wants to ask him to move in via meme.”

    or, the one in which embracing the meme life turns out to be more complicated than eddie expected.

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    09 Aug 2022

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    “Glad to see someone is happy I’m here,” Buck yells into the house, and only gets the rustle of paper bags and a vague grunt in response. He leans down and whispers into Christopher’s ear: “Was he being a Kermit again?”

    Christopher nods so hard that some of his hair ends up in Buck’s mouth.

    “It’s so bad,” he whispers back. “You need to move in with us already.”

    how is eddie diaz like kermit the frog? let buck and christopher count the ways.

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    09 Aug 2022

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    She’s been a roadblock for the longest time, a hard stop that cut off so many of Eddie’s thoughts halfway.

    What if—but Buck’s with Taylor.

    He could’ve sworn—but Buck’s with Taylor.

    Sometimes he wonders—but Buck’s with Taylor.

    And now he isn’t.

    in which 'tis the season, buck is single again, and eddie is being very brave about it.

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    08 Aug 2022