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Not Homer's Iliad by kaufmanl for thisdoodlebug
Fandoms: Greek and Roman Mythology, The Iliad - Homer, The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Hellenistic Religion & Lore
17 Mar 2021
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“Don’t you see?!” Cassandra demands, grabbing Nestor by the shoulders and shaking him. Patroclus watches the show with mild interest. “There are cool kids and there are losers, there are jocks and rich kids and geeks and goths and stoners and everything in between, and what we’re about to enter is a swirling vortex of horror wherein they all intermix.”
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Or, in which Patroclus pines after Achilles, Achilles pines after Patroclus, Briseis plays matchmaker, Odysseus has bad ideas, Diomedes has worse ones, Agamemnon sucks, Menelaus can't hold down a girlfriend, and the entire school goes to war.
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- Part 1 of Not Homer's Iliad