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"We should probably talk about last night,” said Crowley, wanting more than anything to not talk about last night.
“We certainly should,” agreed Aziraphale, looking equally unenthusiastic about it.
The morning after Aziraphale returns from Heaven, Crowley wakes up in bed beside him with a pounding hangover and several regretful memories. This probably means they need to have some sort of conversation.
Satan bless it all.
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Rate My Professor Reviews for Dr. A.Z. Fell and Dr. A.J. Crowley by yetrop
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
25 Oct 2024
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“Decent class, but Dr. Fell has a weird sense of humour. Sometimes, he’d joke about how he knew some of the authors of the classics we were reading (all at least a century old) or how he was around back when they were being written. I’m assuming the jokes were his way of poking fun of his age, but his delivery made them seem serious, which made it less funny and more weird. Also, he showed us his card tricks in class once. They weren’t good. A few people acted impressed out of sympathy. This guy has too much time on his hands, and he’s not as funny as he thinks he is.”
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Aziraphale and Crowley have too much spare time after saving the world again, so they decide to teach some uni courses (told from the perspective of some online student reviews.)
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In Which Crowley (Temporarily) Turns a Teenager into a Rat by yetrop
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
07 Sep 2024
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After a few seconds, the kid looked back at Crowley, crossing his arms defensively. “What are you gonna do? Fight me? We both know who would win, gramps.”
Crowley laughed at that— he couldn’t help it.
“Look, I’ll give you one more chance, because my husband is a lot kinder than I am, and I know that’s what he’d want. But you’re on very thin ice, Matthew, so I suggest you choose your next words carefully.”
Matthew narrowed his eyes. “I’m not scared of you.”
“Oh, you should be.”
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At precisely 3pm, a wannabe rockstar strode through the door of the classroom. He looked utterly out of place among the colorful, hand drawn posters and the bright, cheerful walls. As he confidently sprawled across the child-size chair that was situated across from Mrs. Morrison’s desk, there was only one thought on her mind.
This explains a lot.
—Wherein Aziraphale and Crowley have a celestial child and decide to send them to a normal elementary school, told from the perspective of the teacher.
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Dear Crowley,
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve sent me more than one message since telling me that it was your “one exception”. Does this mean that you’ve reconsidered, and have agreed to continue electronic communication with me?
Sincerely,
AziraphaleAzira-fail,
I’ve decided to keep replying to your ridiculous messages because it’s the best entertainment I’ve gotten in weeks. Just know that I could stop doing this at any time. This isn’t some sort of agreement, and it doesn’t mean we’re friends again.
Also, please stop calling it electronic communication. It’s email.
—Crowley——————
They aren’t talking.
…They’re sending emails.