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“There was a mix-up in the forms. Instead of birth control, I was injected with sperm,” Yoongi stresses.
Hoseok freezes. “Wait, but that means-”
“Hobi, I’m pregnant,” Yoongi hisses.
Hoseok pauses, trying very hard not to say something he’ll regret.
“Just fucking say it.”
“So, who’s the daddy?”
“You’ll have a field day with this one; Kim fucking Jungkook.”
Hoseok is having trouble breathing. “As in the same Kim Jungkook I’m friends with? As in, your long-time crush of forever? As in, Dr. Kim’s brother? As in, Seokjin hyung is fucking stupid and trying to play matchmaker and can’t read because he definitely didn’t read the name on those files and somehow got a sample of Jungkook’s dick juice in you?”
Yoongi is trying very hard not to cry. “Please tell me you didn’t say dick juice.”
Hoseok frowns. “Didn’t we just make a pact not to lie?”
If the neighbors here Yoongi scream, they’re too scared of the omega to write up a noise complaint.
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AKA the Jane the Virgin AU no one asked for :)
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"Jungkook, have you looked at the time lately?"
The younger grimaced. He didn't have a watch built into his suit, but he was planning on fitting one to stop worrying Yoongi.
“It's half past midnight!” Yoongi exclaimed, making Jungkook cringe. He knew the older one was screaming because he was concerned. "You came home at the same time yesterday, and the day before yesterday, even later. You need to sleep, can you come home, please? "
“Sorry, hyung. I still have to study a bit. I'll hurry, ok?”, he said softly.
The sigh he heard was the hardest hit.
“Alright, Jungkook. See you tomorrow"
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Jeon Jungkook is a trained superhero, but nobody told him his biggest weakness would be his adorable roommate