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  1. Public Bookmark 73

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    You're so hot, Kim, you think. So fucking hot. How'd I get so lucky.

    But you know it's not what he wants to hear. You manage to swallow back the words, to replace them with this:

    "Okay. Enough fucking around. Take off your glasses."

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    On being broke and in love, and the gifts the city gives you.

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    07 Sep 2022

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    calling your shot
    Red
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    You're so hot, Kim, you think. So fucking hot. How'd I get so lucky.

    But you know it's not what he wants to hear. You manage to swallow back the words, to replace them with this:

    "Okay. Enough fucking around. Take off your glasses."

    ---

    On being broke and in love, and the gifts the city gives you.

  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    The hottest days of the summer are Harry's time to suffer, sweatily and none-too-gracefully.

    Fortunately, Kim's willing to help--and owns a pair of clippers.

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    On navigating love and yourself, after sweeping out the rooms.

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    29 Oct 2022

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    your second summer
    Red
    Summary:
    The hottest days of the summer are Harry's time to suffer, sweatily and none-too-gracefully.

    Fortunately, Kim's willing to help--and owns a pair of clippers.

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    On navigating love and yourself, after sweeping out the rooms.

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    "This is good. You just need Kim to put his fingers right down into the back of your throat, and then he’ll be able to feel that there’s no bullet lodged in your brainstem, and everything will be okay. This is a normal conversation, and you’re doing well at it. You’re winning, even. This is great."

    In which there is a great change coming to Revachol, Harry tries his best to conduct a normal conversation, and Kim is not, in fact, psychic.

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    26 Oct 2022

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    sunset, cerebellum
    Ptolemia
    Summary:
    "This is good. You just need Kim to put his fingers right down into the back of your throat, and then he’ll be able to feel that there’s no bullet lodged in your brainstem, and everything will be okay. This is a normal conversation, and you’re doing well at it. You’re winning, even. This is great."

    In which there is a great change coming to Revachol, Harry tries his best to conduct a normal conversation, and Kim is not, in fact, psychic.

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    The young and fit men in his porno-mags aren't as effective as they once were. Kim found himself slowly gravitating towards a specific type of man. A fatter, hairier, messier type of man. A man who stunk of sadness and piss. But Kim refused to think too hard about it.

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    22 Sep 2022

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    Get a Grip
    Anonymous
    Summary:
    The young and fit men in his porno-mags aren't as effective as they once were. Kim found himself slowly gravitating towards a specific type of man. A fatter, hairier, messier type of man. A man who stunk of sadness and piss. But Kim refused to think too hard about it.

  5. Public Bookmark 29

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    Harry finally gets Kim's pants off, and discovers the two piercings he didn't let grow in.

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    12 Sep 2022

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    a body from a forgotten year
    Red
    Summary:
    Harry finally gets Kim's pants off, and discovers the two piercings he didn't let grow in.