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  1. Public Bookmark 12

    In the hush between heartbeats, our closeness—yeah, yeah whatever bro just come fuck me by

    Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game)  

    02 May 2026

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    Wemmbu’s been ignoring his succubus needs and suddenly gets hit with the heat beam for like a week or two luckily there’s a line of people willing to help him out

    Or the writer’s barely hidden fetish of seeing the purple blob get fucked in every way imaginable😇

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    04 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 9

    service fee by

    Fandoms: Strength SMP  

    19 Jul 2026

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    inspired by the stream where flow proposed to jude to be his teammate and to protect him, but with a little bit of spice.

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    19 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    THIS IS SO FUCKING HOTTT IM HARD AS FUCJK OH MY GOD I LOVE THIDS fucjk fuck fuck i mightve just came

  3. Public Bookmark 20

    To fall in the purple rain by

    Fandoms: Strength SMP  

    16 Jul 2026

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    When a storm strikes, Sharpness looks at his side and realises the only person who has showed up is Judelow. Old feelings resurface, they threaten to spill and ruin it all.
    But Sharpness has never been one to back down. If this is his cue to speak his mind, then so be it.

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    18 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 39

    a rabbit's canines by

    Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Strength SMP  

    23 Jul 2026

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    The pressure in his chest made it hard to breathe, giving Jude's beating heart barely any room to try and keep him alive through the overwhelming sensations. It was so much harder to keep a clear head than he'd anticipated. Every new inhale pushed another rush through him, Sharpness's scent so sweet and all-consuming he could barely think anymore.

    Jude was ruined and they hadn't even started yet.

     

    Or: Sharp's in rut and Jude offers to help (and realises too late that he bit off more than he can chew)

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    17 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 45

    in your jeans, frenzy by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Strength SMP  

    17 May 2026

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    Judelow convinces Sharpness to help him dripstone whatever tournament Tai's been setting up at spawn. He says it's because none of his allies are free; Sharpness is pretty sure it's because if things go south, Jude would have no qualms ditching him to flee.

    Somehow, they find themselves pretending to fuck in Jude's base to avoid being pinned as the perpetrators.

    It goes as well as you'd expect.

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    09 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I LOVE THIS FIC SOOO MUCH! CANON, I SAY, CANON!!! got me giggling at work, it's so funny its perfect. love how they're portrayed, theyre so stupid goshhh so peak