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    Jaskier is cursed and absolutely certain that he and Geralt are married. Geralt both does and doesn't like it.

     

    It’s happened before: Jaskier cursed by a past lover to experience for himself the ache of unrequited love. Once, memorably, for a donkey, who was impervious to all the bard’s serenades and compliments, and shat on his favourite pair of boots. The irony of today’s particular curse is that Jaskier’s ‘love’ isn’t actually unrequited. Presumably, though, Lady Freckletits and her sister thought it would be funny to see Jaskier scorned and rejected by the stoic, emotionless witcher he insists on following around.

     

    Ha fucking ha.

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    29 Sep 2025

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    One of Yennefer's spells goes wrong and suddenly, Geralt can hear Jaskier's thoughts. There are some consequences that neither of them could have foreseen...

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    22 Sep 2025

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    or: five times plus one in which Jaskier finds out that Geralt is missing on good life experiences and promptly sees to fix it.

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    13 Sep 2025

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    Years and years after Kaer Morhen, in the bed of a particularly skilled prostitute, Geralt learned that other things besides injury and stress could trigger his strange mutation. Warmth. Safety. A lovers’ touch. He’d also learned that no matter how good of an actress a lady of the night may be, there were limits to what a human would put up with for the sake of coin.

    When Jaskier comes along, the White Wolf already knows to hide his freakish nature as best as he’s able.

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    05 Sep 2025

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    They set out from Kaer Morhen together, planning to stay ahead of anyone who might be looking for Ciri and to look for answers about why Nilfgaard is searching for her. It's an odd party: a witcher, a sorceress, a princess... and a bard.

    There are untold threats after them, the wilds are a dangerous place, and there is something seriously weird going on between Geralt and Jaskier.

    It's starting to look like, despite everything that's happened to her lately, Ciri's managed to stumble her way into a family. Now they've just got to keep each other safe.

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    07 Aug 2025