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group chat “dem bois(&non-bois)”
-- 9:30 –
cool cat: im fckin givign up
-- 10:15 –
darts: does cromboix wanna @ me its too early 4 this
MsieurAramis: prolly not
MsieurAramis: sup athos honey
soft gay: did that guy say sth again or r u headache
cool cat: its exasperating
cool cat: i was late & sylv hadn’t saved me a seat so theres only 2 free spots
cool cat: one next to him
cool cat: nd he just
cool cat: takes a fucking Norton lit brick out his bag
cool cat: throws it on the seat
cool cat: AND FUCKIG GRINS AT ME
MsieurAramis: classy
soft gay: is this 4th grade
darts: thats like. fanfic material he hates u so much he probly wants to propose
cool cat: WHAT
soft gay: that makes sence tho?
MsieurAramis: ACTUALLY YEA
cool cat: W HAT
connie: Gotta say im w my bf here
cool cat: constance excuse m,
connie: Athos, uve been complaining abt this dude since start of classes
connie: But from what it sounds like
connie: Hes probably havig like, a str8 crush on u and
connie: Doesn’t know how 2 proceed
connie: Remember my bf : )
darts: did u hve to
connie: :* <3
darts: but fair point tbh
darts: i was all but pulling her hair
connie: …. you’ve done that too
darts: cheré this is a group chat
MsieurAramis: aww
soft gay: disgustign
cool cat: can we. go back to tht boy in global poli that waNTS ME DEAD
darts: more like wnts u in his bed
cool cat: that was . uncalled for
cool cat: goodbye cruel wordl
darts: yikes
-- 10:32 –
connie: Anyone heading for main building?
estrella: ME
estrella: im in cafeteria rn want anything?
connie: ANA MY QUEEN
connie: Yes, a black tall
estrella: ..this is begging for a joke
darts: lmao u hve one tho?
estrella: txh my man
darts: anytime ;)
connie: Stop flirting anna class in 10 min
estrella: shit tru
estrella: omw outta café meet u outside
connie: Cash me ousside
estrella: thats. not how this works
-- 10:38 –
soft gay: thats terrible meme usage mme
connie: Step off me
MsieurAramis: so cute
MsieurAramis: wheres our capn tho did he #die
-- 10:44 –
MsieurAramis: the-sound-of-silence.mp3
cool cat: don’t bury me yet
soft gay: WHRE WERE YOU I WORRIED
cool cat: had to lock myself in the wc to breathe
soft gay: are u wearing the bad binder again
soft gay: or panic
cool cat: bad binder
cool cat: i was so. sleepy this morning i didn’t ntice
cool cat: anyways : ) treville time ttyl
MsieurAramis: poor capn
-- 10:59 –
PM [soft gay, cool cat]
soft gay: athos take a pee break rn
cool cat: i hope this is smoke break
soft gay: could but. brought u good binder so tthat first
cool cat: !!!!!! BLES,S YOU OMG?
cool cat: how
soft gay: ur roomie was in i kindly asked to go thru ur underwear
soft gay: her face was amazing
cool cat: lmfao
cool cat: comin out
soft gay: of my cage
soft gay: sorry
-- 11:08 –
GC
cool cat: i want 2 announce that porthos is the greatest man i know
soft gay: nice
-- 11:30 –
connie: Anyone keep their sta calculator from last sem?
-- 12:01 –
MsieurAramis: porthos, greatest man athos knows, is retaking sta
MsieurAramis: so hopefully him
soft gay: 1st of all thas rude,
soft gay: but yea
soft gay: when do you need it?
connie: Sometime before thursday 9am
connie: I gotta probably buy one too but forgot
soft gay: s alright
soft gay: btw whos up for lunch
MsieurAramis: not me
MsieurAramis: im omw to take a nap until death
soft gay: i take it castagneto was thrilling
MsieurAramis: i Love my fellow hispanics but he’s so sleep-inspiring
darts: sleep-inspiring
darts: the beauty of th french language
MsieurAramis: respeck ur elders punk
darts: okie dokie grandpa
darts: btw athos ur future husband pretty chill
cool cat: what have you done
cool cat: d’artagnan
-- 12:09 --
soft gay: SuspenceTM
darts: do u not trust me at all
darts: i was smoking outside cafeteria he asked for a lighter
darts: has interesting views on religion
cool cat: trust me ive noticed
darts: js if u ever piss me off im adding him to this group chat
darts: ((i got his number
connie: ….
cool cat: …
-- 12:14 –
soft gay: literally does anyone wanna get food
estrella: baby come to café me n connie here
connie: Wtf no we’re having a date
darts: cute
PM[darts, connie]
darts: 4 real tho?
connie: Im
connie: Mostly kidding
darts: thas okay
darts: just tell me if you’re getting anohter partner beforehand
connie: No such prospects currently dw
darts: yeh ok
connie: :*
darts: <3
GC
cool cat: i’d join but i havent done anything for advanced drawing
cool cat: and we gotta bring stuff for the 5:45
soft gay: i keep forgetting you’re taking that
cool cat: me 2
darts: lol
PM[darts, LucienPG]
LucienPG: yo dude
darts: sup
LucienPG: u said u’ve taken macro?
darts: yeah last semester
LucienPG: do u have the book? by chance?
darts: yikes
darts: no, sold it last week
darts: i think ana still has it
LucienPG: who?
darts: you probly know her
darts: ana
darts: spanish gal, junior one, eco major
darts: pale pink hair
LucienPG: OH
LucienPG: yea i’ve seen her
LucienPG: can u ask for me tho shes a bit
darts: intimidating i know
darts: no prob dude
LucienPG: thx
darts: :)
-- 12:28 --
LucienPG: also …
darts: ?
LucienPG: you’re in medieval right?
darts: Yes this club is my Life
LucienPG: your captain is in my global poli class
darts: yes and
LucienPG: do u know if
LucienPG: um
LucienPG: is he into guys
darts: that’s really not for me to say.
LucienPG: no i know! but ! his face is so good
LucienPG: and im always StressedTM
LucienPG: and can’t ask him out myself
darts: OH
GC
darts: YALL
soft gay: what
darts: LIFE IS AMAZING
darts: I LOVE BEING SMART
cool cat: did u get a C+ in calc
darts: wtf i hate you
PM[darts, LucienPG]
darts: i can’t ask him out for u dude
LucienPG: i knoww
LucienPG: just hoped to know before i go and Propose to a Straight
darts: lmao hes friends with me & im Contagiously not straight
darts: i wldnt worry about that
LucienPG: nice to know
darts: :D
LucienPG: so
LucienPG: do u think theres a point asking him like,,,,
darts: Please do
darts: he might not accept immediately but
darts: i Beliv in this
LucienPG: thank
darts: (y)
GC
connie: Whos near café and has spare blue shirt
darts: thats specific
estrella: she gracefully spilled coffee all over her top
connie: I feel Betrayed
cool cat: i can bring
cool cat: but im covered in charcoal don’t b scared
darts: already?
cool cat: fck off art is Consuming
cool cat: does it hve to be blue
connie: Yes otherwise my outfit wont be color-coordinated
connie: And im not #abt #that #life
cool cat: lol ok
connie: Bless u <3
PM[darts, connie]
darts: receipts1.jpg
darts: receipts2.jpg
connie: THAT’S SO BEAUTIFUL
darts: I KNOW
darts: im putting matchmaker in my cv
connie: Best matchmaker
connie: Ttyl athos here
darts: DON’T TELL HIM
connie: Who do u think i am
GC
-- 12:54 –
cool cat: D’ARTAGNAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
darts: CONSTANCE I HATE YOU