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    “I said,” Ilya murmured, voice low and deliberate, eyes fixed on Shane’s face, “I have a surprise.”  

    Shane swallowed, tongue flicking out nervously. “A surprise?”  

    “Mmhmm.” Ilya leaned in until their noses brushed, lips hovering just shy of touching. “And you are going to be very good for me while I give it to you.” 

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    Or: Ilya is obsessed with Shane's [boring] dildo. Naturally, Ilya does something about it.

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    25 Dec 2025

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    Shane pulls back, carefully cradling Ilya’s face. “Maybe we shouldn’t.”

    “You don’t want to?” Ilya’s eyes are bottomless; swimming with grief. He says it like he really means, You don’t want me?

    “That isn’t what I mean,” Shane says gently, brushing his thumb over Ilya’s cheekbone. Ilya’s eyes flutter shut, as if being treated so tenderly causes him physical pain. Like he isn’t used to it. “You’re hurting. I don’t want you to regret it in the morning.” 

    Ilya’s eyes open. “I have never regretted a moment with you.”

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    Or: the missing hotel room scene in Florida after Shane comforts Ilya.

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    24 Dec 2025

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    Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.” 

    Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”

    “I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.” 

    “Rozanov–” 

    “Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”

    OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic. 

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    21 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 40

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    Midoriya’s grin got wider as he talked. “That’s at least the origin of the oldest type of clown, the whiteface. But there are actually four main clown types! Whiteface, Augustine, Character, and Tramp or Hobo, but that’s a whole other deep can of worms. But clowns got involved with the circus before it was even the circus! Circuses were from the Romans, and they were horse and chariot shows. Clowns became children’s entertainment at more modern horseshows and just kind of stayed around as those horse shows transformed into the circuses of today!”

    Shouto gently tucked a strand of hair behind his ear, licking his lips. He felt a little insane for how just... hot he found Midoriya. He was cute and earnest, and Shouto kept wanting him to use that raspy voice again.

    And not to be weird about it, but the clown makeup was kind of doing it for him.

    “Can I give you my phone number?” Shouto asked.

    Midoriya let out a squeak. “Uh- uh- huh?”

    Shouto leaned closer. “You’re really-” he hesitated for a moment. “Cute,” he said finally. “I want to see you again.”

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    18 Nov 2025

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    Lan Wangji lifts his head to press his lips to Xiao-Hei's forehead, the kiss an expression of all the affection he has to offer.

    “Prrt?” Xiao-Hei says, and stretches, and—

    The weight on Lan Wangji increases abruptly, and his hands aren't touching soft fur anymore, they're touching soft skin—bare skin—and he's looking down into Xiao-Hei's yellow, slitted eyes, though not into Xiao-Hei's little cat face, but the face of a man.

    A beautiful, startled, very naked man.

    Or: Lan Wangji finds himself with a stray cat he didn't want, then a stray cultivator he pretends not to want, and then a stray boyfriend he definitely wants.

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