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Multiple Bodies and Where To Hide Them

Summary:

NEW ENGLAND, 1954
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"Ladies and gentlemen, you all have one thing in common.
You're all being blackmailed. For some considerable time, all of you have been paying what you can afford and, in some cases, more than you can afford to someone who threatens to expose you. And none of you know who's blackmailing you, do you?"
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CHARACTERS
Percival Graves- Wadsworth
Jacob- Colonel Mustard
Queenie- Miss Scarlet
Tina- Mrs. White
Newt- Professor Plum
Credence- Mr. Green
Seraphina Picquery- Mrs. Peacock
Grindelwald- Mr. Boddy
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I actually don't know why I did this. I think I hoped it'd be funny, I don't know.

R.I.P. lizard's writing career
2015-2017

Notes:

PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR THIS TRASH

This is NOT exactly like the movie. Everyone knows each other in this, for the most part!

Chapter 1: Author's Note

Chapter Text

So, I'm CURRYently trying to not make this sound like trash, which is hard, because it is.

Also, did you get my pun?? Haha, I crack myself up.

("Clue" is a movie starring Tim Curry if you didn't know.)

It's 12:37 AM. I should be in bed. But no, here I am typing when I have theater all day tomorrow/today. KMS.

 

love,

lizard