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Support Group #23
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Park Jimin: Hi there!! I'm Jimin! It’s nice to meet all of you :) I hope we can all get along well. How are you guys doing???
Dorito Man: Oh
Destruction: Um. I'm good.
Dorito Man: Hi
Destruction: And hi to you too Park Jimin.
TaenkYou: Holy shitballs. I kno u.
Nochu69: EXPOSED.
YoHope: I know Park Jimin too. Cant believe we’re in the same gc!! What a coincidence! <3 Hello!!
Park Jimin: OH MY GOD
Park Jimin changed his username to John Cena
Nochu69: LMAOOO
John Cena: Can I leave this group
YoHope: I don’t think that’s how this works
TaenkU: My deepest condolences
Dorito Man: Oh, honey. It’s ok. I don’t know you :) Does that help?
Destruction: Or we can all just pretend it didn’t happen?
John Cena: Nonsense. Cant we just introduce ourselves?? I just gave away vital info to STRANGERS. I think it’s only fair that all of you identify yourselves.
Nochu69: You’re right. Let’s pretend it didn’t happen.
TaenkU: It’s nice to meet you too John <3
YoHope: It’s ok!! It happens!
John Cena: WHAT DO U MEAN “IT HAPPENS”. DON’T JUS IGNORE ME.
Destruction: Oi. No shouting.
Nochu69: U mean caps locking?
Destruction: Same thing. Don’t you kno?
Nochu69: NERDDDdDDddD11111
YoHope: Weird. I think we have a lurker.
John Cena: ???
Nochu69: Wtf is that even
Destruction: I think wht yohope meant was that there should be 7 of us here. But only 6 are talking.
Nochu69: U mean chatting
Destruction: STFU RN
John Cena: Ur caps locking
Destruction: Fine I’m sorry
Dorito Man: I feel so harassed. Whoever this lurker is, pls speak up before I report your ass.
Agustd: Pls stop spamming
Agustd is offline
John Cena: WHY DOES HE GETS TO LEAVE AND I CANT????
TaenkYou: Wow. I like whoever this August guy is. So sexy.
Agustd: Taenk u
Agustd is offline
YoHope: ??????????
John Cena: ??? huh????
Dorito Man: Dude. We all know you’re getting notifications. Just get in here and talk to us like a normal person.
Agustd: Fine. What up.
Destruction: OK so now that’s settled. Can we just set some things straight?
Nochu69: We’re already talking about sexuality? I love this support group already.
Dorito Man: Wow. Do we have to come out here?
Agustd: I’m sorry but what are we talking about?
Destruction: Can u guys not do this to me pls
YoHope: I’m all ears <3
John Cena: All ears <3
TaenkU: Two ears <3
Destruction: OK whatever and thanks. So, I’m guessing that all of you voluntarily signed up for this program, right? There shouldn’t be any complications since you all know very well what’s the purpose behind this gc??
Agustd: what’s with the question mark
John Cena: Are you unsure or…?
Destruction: I’m just asking
Nochu69: Well yeah. Thought it would be cool. U kno. In it for the friendship.
YoHope: Aww. That’s really admirable nochu <3
Nochu69: Also if you wanna trade Pokemon cards u can pm me
Dorito Man: ISTG if you guys go off topic ONE MORE TIME Imma report every single one of yall’s asses. I have hw to do.
Nochu69: OK sorry. Go on.
Destruction: SIGH (also thanks Dorito)
Destruction: OK. Listen. I’m rlly interested to see this through so I’m hoping that we could all get along just fine. Just like what John Cena said. Let’s respect each other and just generally be nice to one another, okay?
Dorito Man: Remember what Principal Bang said, Team Work Makes the Dream Work.
AgustD: How does that apply to this situation
YoHope: Um no. He didnt say that. That’s what that smart kid from the advance class mentioned during his speech. Chairman Bang was standing NEXT to him lmaooo.
TaenkU: Oh shit. U mean Kim Namjoon? From this morning?
Nochu69: I heard he has an IQ of 300 or something. Cant be real right?
John Cena: I just exposed myself to a bunch of strangers online so hey, what’s the impossible?
Destruction: YAH how can anyone’s IQ be 300? Einstein’s IQ was 160! Get your facts straight!
Nochu69: OK WHATEVER I WAS JUS SAYING IT SORRY
Destruction: Alright alright. Anyway. Did u guys get the gist of wht I was talking about?? I want us to get along. Fighting will defeat the purpose of this.
Agustd: K
Dorito Man: Will try my best :p
Nochu69: OK
YoHope: Me too <3
John Cena: Roger that <3
TaenkU: Roger
Destruction: Also, I hope all of us could give cooperation and active participation. If there’s anything you guys want to talk or complain about, speak up so we could all solve it together.
YoHope: Ngaww. That’s thoughtful <3
John Cena: OK? Since we’re already on that topic
John Cena: I suggest that all of you identify yourselves. PLS. I DON’T WANT TO BE THE ONLY ONE.
John Cena: What if all of u are 50 something adults?
TaenkU: We go to the same school
Nochu69: Literally ^^^^^
TaenkU: That’s settled.
John Cena: WTF IT’S TOTALLY NOT SETTLED YET
Nochu69: I'm just saying this as a suggestion but you should change your username.
Nochu69: Or u can just call yourself Jimin lolol bcs I'm literally picturing a WWE wrestler talking to me instead of a Korean male.
John Cena: I WILL KICK YOUR ASS NOCHU.
Destruction: Sorry John. I’ll think up of something. But rn I gotta go off. Good night all of you. Speak to all of you tomorrow night around the same time?
Dorito Man: Noted. Good night! Don’t sleep too late all of you <3
Dorito Man is offline
Agustd: K
Agustd is offline
YoHope: Good night!! It was nice meeting all of you!! <3 <3
YoHope is offline
Nochu69: BYE
Nochu69 is offline
John Cena: OMG
Destruction: Dw too much about it ok? Talk to you tomorrow John
John Cena: My name is not even John WT F
TaenkU: Goodnight Johnny
John Cena: Ugh I hate all of u already gnight
John Cena is offline
Destruction is offline
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