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    In which Wade feels like he’s no good so he stays away from Peter as much as he’s capable of. Then Peter drunkenly calls him one night, and Wade can no longer avoid seeing his Baby Boy. Hijinks ensue as Wade uses Peter’s apartment as a hideout and tries to subtly take care of Peter at the same time. Both these boys are idiots—but they’re idiots in love.

    I recently read a fic where Deadpool had broken into Peter’s apartment to take care of him. And there’s a lot of fics where Deadpool breaks into Spidey’s apartment just to have a place to rest and heal. I kind of love the imagery of Peter being shit at taking care of himself, not only because he lacks the means to do so, but also because he runs himself ragged on a regular basis trying to make ends meet (and also, he’s yet to figure out how to adult). So, it struck me, why not have our favorite Pool-boy, knowing that Spidey’s apartment is relatively safe, use his apartment as a sort of safe house and also subtly take care of him while he’s at it.

    I hope you lovelies enjoy!

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    09 Jan 2024

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    "I'm Ellie! And you're dreamy," the young girl sighed, nuzzling into Peter’s stomach with her arms still wrapped tightly around his waist. Peter had no idea how to react to the girl that was suddenly clinging to him, but in that moment he had no doubt in his mind that this was the child of the infamous mercenary — Deadpool.

    As the good old Parker Luck would have it: May Parker’s new neighbours are Wade Wilson and a girl who is apparently his daughter. Peter is just glad he lives in Manhattan and hopefully won’t have to see them too much.

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    04 Jan 2024

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    "He makes me sleep with him," Peter blurts out. He's so tired, his brain's filter is practically non-existent.

    Mr. Stark, who's been tinkering with something that looks alarmingly like a miniaturized nuclear reactor, drops it with a loud clank. He turns around so fast, Peter's half-convinced he's going to get whiplash just from watching.

    "Care to run that by me again?"

    Oh, fuck.

    "What? No! Jesus," Peter waves his arm, trying to backtrack from the conversational cliff he's just hurled himself off. "Not like that."

    The one where Peter has night terrors, Bucky is simultaneously the least difficult and the most confusing man in the compound, and everyone's a good bro.

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    02 Jan 2024

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    Bambi is a stripper with an ass of gold.
    Wade is a big personality with a wallet to match.
    And Spider-Man? Spider-Man's just looking for a friend.

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    A soft Spideypool stripper AU, because we deserve nice things in this life.

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    02 Jan 2024

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    This was definitely not now Peter wanted to spend his day, absolutely the fuck not. He ducked to his left, picking up the pace in the closed alleyway. He wanted to go home, do his homework, call Ned to see if he was still up for meeting him, if not, patrol. But no, why would god leave him alone? Why would he give Peter one day of god damn peace? No, instead it decided that Peter needed a fucking creep. A stalker. A really creepy unnerving stalker. Peter did NOT like how this man looked at him.

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    A man keeps following Peter around and as the teen tries to lose the guy he somehow end up in a bar we all know too well and ends up making some unexpected friends

    (also teen audience because of the swearing)

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    01 Jan 2024