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Neither house affiliation, nor gender, nor sexual orientation mattered once behind the door, for inside the enchanted closet, desire had no regard for identity or preference.
A slightly cracky tale of unlikely bedfellows and inter-house mingling in which Theodore likes tying knots, Pansy uses her teeth, Astoria gets high with a little help from her friends, Ginny isn't stupid, The Golden Trio crash a party, Luna reveals the mating behavior of doxies, Neville's got a huge sword, Blaise is the master of ceremonies, and Draco is the reigning champion of giving head. (Work in progress.)