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[dad added angel, the pure one and nayoung to the chat]
angel: why tho
dad: rIGHT
dad: so, ive been thinking
nayoung: Shocking
dad: since pristin's debuted now, what happens if we have to do a stage together?
dad: i mean, we'll probably have to tbh
the pure one: what are you getting at?
dad: i was thinking, maybe we make a group chat with all of us so we can like...
dad: mingle
angel: cheollie, please never say mingle again
nayoung: It pained me to read as well tbh
nayoung: I like the idea though.
the pure one: we should!
the pure one: i don't think our members know your members that well so it'd help
nayoung: I agree.
dad: sooo it's decided
angel: yep
dad: first order of business tho
[dad changed nayoung's name to "strong mom]
[dad changed angel's name to "angel mom"]
dad: letsa go
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[dad created seventeen and pristin squad!]
[dad added angel mom, the pure one, june, call me soon, edge, smol anger, dog lover supreme, the sun, haohao, booyoncé, hansol bling, maknae on top and strong mom to the chat]
the sun: ????
maknae on top: hyung? what is this?
dad: just wait
dad: you gotta add your group as well
strong mom: On it.
[strong mom has added sleeping beauty, the better kang, *LOUD SCREAMING*, rena, chinese goddess, sunshine yewon :D, the bae, princess and illa to the chat]
the better kang: OwO what's this?
call me soon: idk who you are but i like your choice in memes
june: whats goin on
dad: i've created this chat because i need you all to mingle
angel mom: for fucks sake cheol we agreed you wouldn't say mingle ever again
rena: already a great start
strong mom: Right. I'll explain then.
princess: you can do it mom
strong mom: Basically, this group chat was made to try and help both of our members get to know each other more.
the better kang: like a support group?
maknae on top: we are in the same company, maybe we should get to know each other!
rena: you should probably start with introducing yourselves then
sleeping beauty: we'll go after
dad: well, i'm seungcheol or scoups
dad: i'm the dad of so many problematic children
angel mom: hi, i'm yoon jeonghan
angel mom: you may remember me as the one with the long hair
angel mom: cut it off tho, managers said i looked too much like tzuyu from twice
the pure one: i'm jisoo! i prefer joshua though aha
the pure one: nice to meet you all :)
princess: that smile emoticon... he's so pure
the better kang: god bless™
june: welp, im jun
june: i provide the occasional meme
call me soon: the name's kwon soonyoung...
call me soon: the kids call me hoshi
smol anger: I'm Jihoon, my stage name is Woozi though
smol anger: Nice to meet you all, I guess
edge: im jeon wonwoo
chinese goddess: i feel like i know you from somewhere...
edge: nop
dog lover supreme: i'm kim mingyu!
dog lover supreme: let's hope we all get along well
dog lover supreme: please
the sun: hello!! i'm dk! i'm a main vocalist!
the sun: it's nice to meet you all :D
haohao: hey, i'm minghao ~
haohao: i'm an avid meme enthusiast so prepare for that
booyoncé: mhm, y'all ready for this
edge: seungkwan... no
hansol bling: he's doing it isn't he
the bae: what is he doing?
booyoncé: honey, you've got a big storm coming
booyoncé: the name is
booyoncé:
☆Β Ο Ο ☆ S E U N G K W A N☆
*LOUD SCREAMING*: i already love this kid
booyoncé: i'm a main vocalist, pleasure to meet you all
hansol bling: i don't think i can top that entrance
the pure one: i don't think you can
sleeping beauty: i don't think ANYONE can tbh
booyoncé: ;)
hansol bling: i'm hansol, though i don't mind if you call me hansol or vernon
hansol bling: nice to meet you girls
maknae on top: i'm lee chan :D dino is my stage name
maknae on top: i hope we get on well
chinese goddess: nice to meet you all as well
the better kang: you all seem p. cool
june: thx
angel mom: you should probably introduce yourselves as well
angel mom: other than nayoung, i can't decipher your other names
strong mom: There goes my introduction then.
strong mom: I'm Im Nayoung, leader of Pristin and a single mother
strong mom: Let's do our best to get along. :)
the bae: she used an emoticon damn
the best kang: c'est... choquant..!
sleeping beauty: to spare you from kyungwon's embarrassing french i'll hurry and introduce myself
sleeping beauty: i'm minkyung, stage name roa
sleeping beauty: i'm happy to meet you all
the better kang: im kang kyungwon, if you didnt guess already
the better kang: i, too, provide the memes
*LOUD SCREAMING*: correction: shitty memes
strong mom: Jung Eunwoo.
*LOUD SCREAMING*: re-correction: CRAPPY memes
*LOUD SCREAMING*: sorry unnie :'(
dog lover supreme: your introduction is going well
sleeping beauty: this is just how she is
*LOUD SCREAMING*: #rude
*LOUD SCREAMING*: anyways, hi im jung eunwoo, don't let this convo shape your opinions of moi ok
rena: sigh
rena: i'm kang yebin, my stage name is rena
rena: i'm pleased to be here
chinese goddess: i'm jieqiong ~
chinese goddess: if u wanna get technical with it, you can call me kyulkyung
chinese goddess: i don't have a preference tho so call me either
sunshine yewon :D: ah, hello everyone!
sunshine yewon :D: i'm kim yewon, a main vocalist!
sunshine yewon :D: let's all get on together, okay?
angel mom: i already want to adopt her
sleeping beauty: boi, you better not
the bae: hey hey, i'm bae sungyeon
the bae: only normies call me shannon
the bae: it's good meeting you all ( ･ิω･ิ)
princess: do i need to introduce myself
call me soon: ye
strong mom: Yes.
princess: i'm xiyeon, though i'm sure you know that
princess: i was a trainee long enough to know you all
dad: remember our photoshoot days
princess: how dare you bring up our dark past
illa: oh, i'm the youngest
the better kang: SILENCE FOR OUR ILLA PLEASE
haohao: nobody was talking smh
illa: i'm kyla, the maknae of pristin and this group chat now i guess aha
illa: nice to meet you all, please take care of me
smol anger: I think that's everyone
the bae: first things first
[the bae has changed edge's name to "won(wee)woo"]
won(wee)woo: shameless self promotion
won(wee)woo: ok then
the bae: cheeky spon
dad: this group chat is going to be my best idea yet
angel mom: doubt
hansol bling: doubt x2
sleeping beauty: i don't even know you all that well and i'm doubting it