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Things are all nice and fine when he's in his usual grumpy mood, irritated annoyed with me, whatever. I don't care. He likes me atleast? Shit maybe he doesn't. It's days like this I can't really tell, he's silent, all conversation is dead. He doesn't even scold me for doing shit like smoking in the car, hanging out the window or sleeping way too to late. I'm fact today he hasn't said anything to me, didn't even look my way. I'm sitting in the car leaning out the window wondering what I have to do to get his attention. It feels so alone not talking. He's the only one I really talk to, besides bullshitting around talking to any females I see, getting shut down and swallowing my pride trying not to say anything back.
The thing that bothers me the most is, why can't I say anything? Why can't I talk to him ? What's wrong? Why am I like this? What about him shuts me down like this? I want to talk.
"I just want to talk" I say out loud suddenly the radio that was lowly humming in the background some western 70s track was to a halt.
The silence was louder than any low humming radio.
"Talk" Tougou said staring me down from the drivers seat.
"Do you think we could stop soon I have to pee" I asked grinning at him, like always he scoffed.
"There's a empty bottle in the back." He answered quietly. I turned and stared at him long enough but he didn't give this time. He didn't pull over anywhere for me to pee. After a while of disappointment I looked down at my lap.
"Tougou-San" I said suddenly. The music halted again. No grumble but he just looks at me with premature irritation.
"Well kid? What is it this time? You peed on yourself? You hungry? What?" He asked clearly mocking me for being a person. Whatever. Instead of bantering I emptied my mind.
"Is this really okay?" I asked. He looked directly at me curiously.
"What is?" Tougou asked for once genuinely interested.
"Us" I said looking down.
"Us,huh? No not by a long shot" Tougou said with a grin. I looked up at him. He continued before I could even respond.
"None of this is "okay" you're a grown 20 something year old man and you don't even have your license but you own 2 cars" Tougou responded
"Stole two cars" I corrected semi proudly.
"One top of that we're criminals." Tougo u reminded. It sunk in.
"Criminals" I said looking at my hands.
"On top of that you're a perverted queer dilf chaser" Tougou added.
"Nah I'm pretty sure you're a cradle robber, I think I was FUCKING TEN YEARS OLD WHEN WE MET" I didn't mean to shout, I guess I never really let it go.
"You we're always a greedy boy Osomatsu, even when you were ten." Tougou responded.
"Yeah , so? I always wanted more." I responded rising up a little in my seat. Tougou turned near a empty building to pull over and stopped the car and turned to me. I gave him my cutest vulnerable look, I know he that's his thing. Sick old man.
He leans toward me ands puts his hand on my neck toward a sensitive part, I start to tingle and I can't handle it anymore, I kissed him quickly and ran out of the car.
I pissed on a nearby tree, needless to say I walked back to the hotel.