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April 8, Saturday
Isak → Jonas, Mahdi, Magnus
(1:27am)
Isak: OMG I need help
guys I need help this is EMERGENCY
plz reply
(8min later)
Isak: I know y'all are still at sana's party I checked your ins&snap&shit
btw I cant believe you abandoned me
Magnus: Okay for your record YOU abandoned us!
She invited you and you were like oh I'd like to but I can't because it's date night blahblahblah
aren't you supposed to be fucking your bf right now?
Jonas: hey what's your emergency?
are you OK?
Magnus: or BEING fucked
vilde insists that even is taller&older so he's definitely top but I think that's total stereotype!
can you clarify it for us? it's been bothering me for a very long time
Mahdi: sorry about delay but sana was kissing a boy can you believe that?
you should be here dude it's historical
Jonas: GUYS focus! Isak has a problem!
is it about Even?
Isak: NO he is fine, thanks Jonas.
Magnus Fossbakken you should really stop thinking about that and do not discuss it with your gf I mean WTF?
Mahdi I'll be super dissappointed if you didn't take a picture
Mahdi: excuse me what kind of people do you think I am?
I took a video of course
Magnus: sorry I'm just curious
I dont want you to get hurt bro
be safe
Isak: thanks...?
but unlike you I'd rather not share the details of my sex life with my friends okay? no offense
Magnus: not taken
being honest and open-minded is not a shortcoming you know
Jonas: but oversharing IS.
Mahdi: I agree with Jonas
trust me we do not want to know every word of vilda's dirty talk
or her tongue skills
she's our friend for christ's sake
Magnus: Oh
Is that why you act awkward when she's around?
I thought you're jealous
sorry
Isak: you can't see me now but you should know
I'm rolling my eyes
can we plz focus back on me??
I'm risking my eyesight here to talk to you assholes
Mahdi: why? what happened to your eyes?
Isak: God
okay here's the thing
Even askes me to move in with him
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
Mahdi: wow this IS emergency
but how is this damaging your eyesight?
Isak: because he's sleeping beside me right now and holding my waist too tight for me to get up without waking him
so I'm hiding under the sheet with my phone
I think my eyes are gonna explode
Jonas: I don't understand, he's asleep now so you can answer him tomorrow morning right?
it's not like he's staring at you waiting for the yes or no
Isak: I know
he gave me one day to consider it and there are only six hours left before I make the big decision
I can't sleep
my head hurts like being hit by a huge hammer or something
Jonas: so, you don't want to move in?
Isak: i don't know
i'm not sure
Magnus: Okay I asked Vilda (and the girls because they're all sticked together)
so here's their suggestion
Just say YES you idiot what are you thinking about you two are like all over each other 24/7 just move in already and have his fucking baby!
Mahdi: Yasss go Isak!!
Oh speaking of which can I name your baby plz?
I got this great name and it's neutral so you can use it for both boy and girl!
Isak: ...you guys are aware that I CAN'T have his baby right?
like biologically can't
Magnus: srsly did you ever heard about adoption or surrogacy?
Dude you should really catch up your gay knowledge
Jonas: except the baby part I think the girls got a point
you two are literally inseparable and you're basically living together now, it's not like there'll be much difference.
Mahdi: yeah actually I'm kinda surprised it took him this long to ask
btw how long have you been dating again?
Isak: three months, I think? since christmas
but he counts it from that night, you know, he came to my place when i'm with you guys.
Magnus: Ohhhh THAT NIGHT
yes we do remember
vividly
that how you threw us out the back door
TRAITOR
(5min later)
Jonas: Isak you still there?
Mahdi: Did your eyes explode?
should we call 911?
Magnus: you fell asleep didn't you
I can't believe you abandoned us AGAIN!
(16min later)
Isak: no Even changed position so I finally rescued myself from his arms
I'm in the bathroom now
God my eyes are red
I look like a rabbit
an exhausting one
guys?
hello?
(5min later)
Isak: GREAT. Now who abandoned who?
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Isak → Eskild, Noora, Linn
(6:01am)
Isak: I heard alarm ring!
please tell me someone is up
Noora?
Linn?
anyone?
(6:13am)
Eskild: I thought I was your favoriter tutor!
how dare you to put those two before me?
RUDE
I'm hurt
soooo hurt:(
Isak: sorry
but I thought you're not home?
when did you come back?
Eskild: I didn't
I picked this DILICIOUS boy at club last night and stayed over`
now I'm on my way home
Soooo, how can i help you, my little lost lamb?
Noora: good morning sweethearts~<3
Isak: Morning Noora
hmm, Even asked me to move in with him
what do you think?
Eskild: OMG my dear baby is getting married I'm so proud!
Isak: NO, not marry
MOVE IN
Noora: I'm really happy for you Isak
I'll miss you so much<3<3<3
Eskild: the only reason I'm not crying now is I'm in public and I don't wanna ruin my make up
I'm tearing up a little tho
I still remember that day when I saw you at the bar
you were such a little smelly cutie in your little smelly closet, all wasted
now look at you!
you're fucking the hottest boy in Oslo!
way to go, my baby, way to go
Noora: so when do you move?
sorry it sounds mean
but I really, really want my room back
sorry again
Isak: no no it's okay
Actually thank you for not making me leave after you came back
but, ugh, we haven't set the date yet
so
Eskild: why?
I thought you couldn't wait to live with him?
Isak: yeah, I've been looking forward to it but also a little freaked out
I always assume our relationship was too vulnerable to last longer than, I donno, three months?
Noora: but it turns out terrific, isn't it?
Isak: yes, he's done great so far and I couldn't be happier
but
what if it changes after we move in together?
Eskild: change how?
Isak: I don't know
maybe he'll think I'm too childish, you know
he'll graduate soon while I'm stuck in school for another year
What if we fight?
I don't want to run away and end up wandering on the street with nowhere to go
Noora: first of all, I can assure you that our apartment will always be your shelter, if that's what you're worried about
I mean it
You can keep your key
Eskild: and I'll share my room with you if you need
I will snuggle you on my bed and make you hot chocolate and curse him with you together
I promise
Isak: thanks a lot Eskild but I think the basement is just fine
Noora: AND
generally your childishness is just unbelievable
speaking of which
STOP pranking each other you guys
April fool's day is OVER!
do you know how hard it is to clean lipstick from the mirror?
Isak: sorry
Eskild started it
Eskild: EXCUSE ME???
YOU changed my lube into glue!
Isak: yeah that's Even's idea
Isn't he brilliant?
Noora: FOCUS!!
my point is
when it concerns Even, you're like the kindest and bravest boy I've ever seen
trust yourselves, okay?
Isak: wow
thank you
And you're obviously the most beautiful and sweetest girl I ever know
You deserve better than William
Eskild: abso-fucking-lutely
that bastard has no idea what he lost
Noora: Thanks
okay I gotta go
Isak: have a good day!
Eskild: see ya xo
Linn: why're you all up?
It's illegal to wake up before noon on Saturday!
Eskild: welcome to the crime scene
Isak: morning Linn
Linn: morning
so when's the wedding?
Isak: haha very funny
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Jonas → Isak
(7:33am)
Jonas: Hey
you up?
Isak: Yep
up allllll night
I feel like a vampire now
it HURTS me to open the curtains and let the light in
Jonas: same here
just walk out of the police station
the sun is killing me
Isak: what?
HOW？？
Jonas: Well, we were somehow involved into a fight between Chris and a guy who harassed Eva
someone called police and we spent a couple of hours with our beloved officers
don't worry, no harm done
except Magnus got cut on his arm and bled a little
now Mrs Fossbakken is yelling at him
lol
may our friend rest in peace, amen
Isak: sorry I wasn't there
Jonas: don't be stupid
imagine how Even would be like if you got hurt and arrested
Isak: yeah I know
BTW I searched everywhere I could think of and still can't find my skateboard
where the hell did he hide it?
black hole?
I hate him
he can't ban me from skateboading! it's tyranny!
Jonas: by all means he can
should I remind you that you RAN INTO A CAR on skateboard
consider yourself lucky he didn't hide YOU inside the black hole
Isak: okay, in my defense, I hardly got hurt!
only a few scratches and brusies!
Jonas: enough to panic him
in case you didn't notice, he treats you like you're a marshmallow doll or something
Isak: WHAT?
marshmallow?
doll?
WTF?
Jonas: sorry, bad metaphor
I mean the way he looks at you and touches you and breathes you and talks about you
it's like you're the only thing he need to survive
Isak: Oh
Jonas: look, I'm not persuading you into anything
move in or not, it's your decision
all I want to say is
(2min later)
Isak: ...is?
Jonas: don't worry, be happy
Isak: are you quoting Lion King on me?
Jonas: YES!
I KNOW you can get it
I can't remember the original words tho
Isak: hakuna matata
Jonas: exactly!
HAKUNA MATATA!!
and
I'll be there for you~♪
Isak: ohoh, I need to tell you this
we watched Friends last night, right?
guess who's Even's favourite character?
(2min later)
Jonas: I though you were going to TELL me
Isak: could you please guess?
Jonas: Ugh, Chandler?
Isak: wrong, he's my favourite
it's Phoebe
Jonas: why?
Isak: because she's obsessed with this smelly cat
and he knows Eskild calls me smelly puppy
so
Jonas: OMG it's too early for this
I regret talking to you
Now I'm gonna go back home, have some sleep and clear that piece of information out of my brain
see you later
Isak: see you
Thanks bro
(3min later)
Isak: love you
(8min later)
Jonas: same
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Sonja → Even
(8:45am)
Sonja: so, what did he say?
Even: yes
he said yes
actually it's "either you give my skateboard back or neverrrr!"
so, yes, he's moving in with me
Sonja: thank god I'm so relieved
Even: me too
I was so nervous!
and worried
I woke up at 4 and couldn't sleep again so I just looked at him and thought about how lucky I am to have him in my life
I know he'll say yes because he always say yes to me
but I don't want him to, you know, put up with ME every single second
Sonja: no
we talked about this
I wasn't putting up with you
neither is he
Even: yeah, I know
sorry
(2min later)
Even: he's dozing over his brunch
got ketchup on his nose
I wanna lick it
but his roommates are around, I don't want him be embarrased
I licked anyway
now he blushes like a tomato
or a cherry
god I LOVE HIM
it's ridiculous, we've been together for nearly half a year and I'm still suprised, like ten times a day, by how cute he can be
Sonja: with all due respect, you sound like a pervert
Even: I KNOW
I mean how can you not be?
haven't you seen him?
Sonja: yes I have, thank you very much
BTW I unfollowed you on ins
since you posts his pictures like every five minutes
my friends thought I was stalking him
I blame you
perv
Even: sorry
not really :)
cuz the only reason I go back to internet is to share his cuteness with the whole world
world, you're welcome
Sonja: yeah, never mind
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Eskild → everyone
(10:04am)
Eskild: YO WHAT TIME IS IT!
PARTY TIME!
Monday, 7:00pm, Even&Isak's place
THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES!!
They're living together!!!
(5min later)
suggested gifts: lube (strawberry flavor), condom, alcohol
(3min later)
recall that, NO ALCOHOL (insisted by Even)
(because Isak is still under-age)
(no, he's not kidding)
(2min later)
WARNING: NO WEEDS (insisted by Isak)
(he is serious)
(5min later)
tell you what, love do make people stupid
see y'all then xoxo
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