Work Text:
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April 11
Isak → Even
(10:34am)
Even: Hey babe
how's home?
Isak: sweet
quick question:
does it make me a pervert if I'm badly turned on by the smell of your towel?
Even: not until you touch yourself on it
or with it ;-)
Isak: huh
OMG
did you do it on/with MY towel?
Even: no?
you live with me now
which means I don't need substitutions anymore
Isak: ...anymore?
Even: shit
Isak: EVEN?
Even: okay
so
remember the red hat you left behind the day we hang out in my place?
Isak: NO YOU DIDN'T
Even: sure I did
TWICE
and the shirt you let me borrow after our first kiss in pool
you can find it in the first drawer of my nightstand
it still smells like you
Isak: god I can't believe you
Even: oh babe you can
I'm like a trust fund baby you can trust me~♪
Isak: put down your phone NOW and listen to you damn class
Even: I wish I could but
the thought of you ON OUR BED is consuming me
Isak: well, if it helps, I'm not on bed right now
I'm cleaning our refrigerator
do you know all your foods are expired?
like, ALL OF THEM
and the vegetables rotted like shit
what on earth do you eat?
Even: YOU ;-)
Isak: cute
but srsly
Even: fine
so
here's another piece of no-big-deal-but-need-to-know-about-living-with-me info for you
Isak: wait a second
*pull out my notepad and take a deep breath
okay, go
Even: whenever I feel like climbing to the peak of manic, I'll buy extremely huge amount of ingredients cuz cooking helps me clam and I'm hungry all the time
and I never used up all of them
Isak: shame on you
they grew up really hard to be valuable and nutritious
they deserve better
Even: I understand
apologies to the wasted animal&plant bodies
sincerely
Isak: good
and I shall supervise you from now on to completely eradicate such waste
Even: may I make bold to ask how?
Isak: by eating all of them, I guess?
as long as they're fresh&healthy
and cooked by you
Even: of course
I'll make them exactly the way you want
however crazy they are
Isak: how dare you
that's called creation!
world needs people like me
otherwise they'll never find out banana tastes like cheese when heated and icecream when frozen
Even: I think they find out already?
Isak: I highly doubt that
ANYWAY
since you'll focus back on you class instead of texting me
I'll finish up cleaning, take a shower and go to school
what would you like for lunch?
Even: YOU ;-)
Isak: homemade sandwiches then
Even: awww babe are you cooking for me?
I'm so touched
Isak: making sandwich is not cooking
far away from cooking
like earth-from-sun far
Even: I can't wait to taste you
oops
your sandwiches I mean
Isak: nice try
see you in an hour
Even: love you ❤
(25min later)
Isak: I'm a perv now
I'll buy you a new towel
love you ❤❤