Chapter Text
groupchat: squadron
(pjims, hobseok, jjks, pinkjin, joonie, minyoongi, taetae)
taetae
bro
did u see what jeongguk was wearing 2day
pjims
brO
wrong chat
taetae
wut?
oH SHIJT
um
jjks
???
was there something wrong with my outfit?
hyung?
taetae
NO IT WAS GREAT
i mean
the color red is nice
jjks
um …
thanks? i guess?
groupchat: bromates
(jimbro, taebro)
taebro
OKAY BUT FOR REAL
THAT RED V-NECK
AND THOSE LEATHER PANTS
I HAVE SEEN JESUS
jimbro
wow thirst much
jk
i already know u do
taebro
I CANT HELP IT
YA BOY IS KILLING ME
jimbro
why dont you, i dont know
ask him out?
taebro
HA
good one jims
real good
jimbro
groupchat: squadron
(pjims, hobseok, jjks, pinkjin, joonie, minyoongi, taetae)
pinkjin
tae honey
you left your calculus textbook here
the last time you were over
taetae
??
i have one?
i don remember buying one???
pinkjin
*deep sigh*
this is why you got a 57 on your last exam
minyoongi
lol
taetae
hyUNG
math is hard ok
pjims
dont make fun of our poor taetae hyung
he’s delicate
like a butterfly
taetae
THE PRETTIEST DAMN BUTTERFLY
YOUVE EVER SEEN
pinkjin
of course honey
now please come here and study :)
taetae
yes mom …
pinkjin
:)
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jjks
why do i feel like jins smiley faces are lowkey threatening
minyoongi
bc they are
jjks
like
ive never seen a smile look so scary
minyoongi
have you seen jin?
pinkjin
what was that min yoongi ?
:)
minyoongi
um
pinkjin
im waiting :)
minyoongi
um
(minyoongi has left the groupchat)
pinkjin
:)
jjks
terrifying
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hobseok
bros
if we cant see air
can fish see water?
but more importantly
why is a pizza box a square
if the pizza is a circle?
joonie
dude
are you high again?
hobseok
like … maybe?
joonie
im coming over
(minyoongi has entered the groupchat)
minyoongi
did someone say weed
wait for me guys im coming
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taetae
GDI
i missed out on all the fun
cause i was stuck in lab again
(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
pjims
tae
the last time you got high
you freaked out bc you thought there was a lobster
under the kitchen table
and wouldn’t stop crying
for TWO HOURS
taetae
IT WAS GIVING ME THE EVIL EYE OK
jjks
lol wut
y did i miss this
pjims
that was before you met everyone kook
hobseok
wasn’t he still in high school back then?
minyoongi
LOL FUCKN FETUS
pinkjin
did I hear HIGH SCHOOL KOOKIE?
pjims
lol yea u rite hobi hyung
bc that was last year
so kook would’ve still been a senior in high school
pinkjin
PICS
I DEMAND PICS
OF MY BABY
taetae
YES PICS
for jin I mean
jjk
hYUNG NO
pjims
u mean
something like
dis?
jjks
OH MY GOD
taetae
OH MY GOD
hobseok
OH MY GOD
pinkjin
MY LITTLE JEONGGUKIE
YOU WERE SO CUTE
jjks
HYUNG
NO
pjims
HYUNG
YES
taetae
IM
jjks
PARK JIMIN ISTG
hobseok
such savage
I love it
pjims
and one of my personal faves
jjks
FUCK THIS
(jjks has left the groupchat)
taetae
NO FUCK ME
I MEAN
NO JEONGGUKIE DON’T LEAVE
pjims
wow