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April 16
Mahdi → Isak, Jonas, Magnus
(1:31pm)
Mahdi: I think I'm in love
Jonas: congrats!
what's her name?
Magnus: why do you suppose it's her?
it could be a boy!
Mahdi: I told you I'm straight
Magnus: don't rule out the possibilities
Isak thought he was straight until he met Even
Isak: am I what, a regular reference of such topic now?
Magnus: consider it as your obligation and honor ;-)
Jonas: ANYWAYS
what's their name?
Mahdi: it's HER
and I don't know yet
Magnus: another falling in love at first sight?
what's wrong with you people?
is cheesiness infectious or what?
Isak: I'll address your aggressive comment in just a moment
after our new romantic makes his explaination
Mahdi: okay so I was jogging in the park just now
and there's a girl sprawling on the lawn, reading a book, with a fat orange feral cat snuggling on her stomach, basking in the sunlight
I can see her smile, and I s2g it's the most beautiful smile I've seen in my whole life
it's an exact reproduction of the scene in Lolita
except there's no sprinkler and she isn't wet
Isak: man are you fantasizing?
Mahdi: I hope I'm not
I jogged two extra rounds to calm the fuck down but my heart is still beating like it's gonna jump out of my throat
Magnus: eh, in case you don't know, running makes heart jump
Mahdi: I KNOW JERK
I'm sitting at the bench behind her spot
I wanna talk to her
what should I say?
Magnus: hello, I'm Mahdi, I like your smile, you remind me of Lolita, what's your name?
Isak: OMFG
Is that how you pick up Vilde?
Magnus: no...?
I'm talking in his shoes okay?
I'm way cooler than him
Jonas: well then, cooler guy, tell us what was your pick up line with Vilde?
Magnus: I'd rather not share that with you
It's privacy
Isak: OUCH
here I thought we talk about every-fucking-thing!
Mahdi: you know what, I can use some lessons from experiences
I seriously request all of you share the pick up lines of youselves or your significant others
good or bad, I don't care
I'm desperate
Jonas: sure, mine is " I like your dress, it brings your eyes out"
Mahdi: cliche
but nice
Mags?
Magnus: let Isak go first
Isak: fine
"do you want toilet paper?"
it's Even's
Mahdi: okayyyyy
I don't know Mags' but I think we have a winner
Jonas: no hurry, I know his, it's definitely 200 times better than Isak's
Magnus: I hate you, all of you
it's " you smell like my grandma"
I love my grandma okay she smells like pumpkin pie!
it's my favourite pie!
Jonas: told ya
(3min later)
Mahdi: I literally laughed my arse out and now she is giving me a look
she must be thinking I'm a psycho or something
Isak: OR she's wondering what you're laughing about
why don't you go and tell her?
Mahdi: sure
okay
here I go
Jonas: good luck
(1h12min later)
Mahdi: her name is Nina
and the book she's reading is Lolita
I'M IN LOVE
with her and this beautiful world and you guys
especially you, Mags
I owe you one
Magnus: no problem
see? we should talk about every-fucking-thing!
it helps!
I'm telling you Isak Valtersen!
Isak: I heard you
loud and clear
Jesus can you please stop asking Even what perfume he uses?
Magnus: why?
he smells like summer!
Jonas: and that's the line you should've used with Vilde
btw Mahdi we're at IKEA with Isak&Even
you wanna come?
Isak: PLEASE come
these planks are heavy as fuck
Mahdi: on my way
Isak: thanks bro
and Even just decided we're gonna have a dinner party tonight in our place
Vilde&Eva will come
you can bring Nina if you want
Mahdi: sure, I'll ask her
Magnus: we'll drown her with love my friend
she'll be yours after tonight
Mahdi: thanks...?
are you drunk?
Jonas: no, he is a little bit fuzzy because Even promised to make pumpkin pie for him
Isak: in his defense, Even is freaking marvelous at cooking
oh tell Nina at least she'll enjoy the food
Mahdi: will do
Jonas: meet us at sofa area
Mahdi: be there in 10 minutes
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