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1. Insert Title (PENIS) Here Or How Maybe Thor Shouldn't Have Inserted His Penis (TITLE) There by sherlockssexysocks

   Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   05 Jun 2014

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Loki/Thor
   • Jane Foster/Thor
   • Tony Stark/Steve Rogers
   • natasha romanov/clint barton
   • Bruce/His Hand
   • Loki
   • Thor
   • Tony Stark
   • Jane Foster
   • Darcy Lewis
   • Steve Rogers
   • Natasha Romanov
   • Clint Barton
   • Bruce Banner
   • Phil Coulson
   • Nick Fury
   • Odin
   • Frigga
   • Sif
   • What is this?
   • Mpreg
   • normal!preg
   • Thor is a Whore
   • Tony is gonna lose his shit
   • Loki is CRAZAY
   • loads of other stuff that just make this sound like utter bollox so not gonna tag hehe
   • Porn

   Summary

   Tony thinks that there should be some kind of Norse God Crisis Centre.

   Or an Asgardian Helpline.

   Even just a little booklet entitled “Everything You Need to Know about the God of Thunder that Lives in Your Attic”.

   Tony thinks it would benefit him greatly.

   Language:

   English

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   8,336

   Chapters:

   6/?

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