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1. Not What I Need (But I Want It All The Same) by atotallyoriginalusername (MelWritesFanfic)

   Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   15 Oct 2017

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Levi/Eren Yeager
   • Levi & Eren Yeager
   • past jean kirstein/eren yeager - Relationship
   • Levi (Shingeki no Kyojin)
   • Eren Yeager
   • Jean Kirstein
   • Thomas Wagner
   • Mikasa Ackerman
   • Reiner Braun
   • Ymir (Shingeki no Kyojin)
   • Petra Ral
   • Hange Zoë
   • Erwin Smith
   • Angst
   • Alternate Universe
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Asshole Cats
   • Introspection
   • Present Tense
   • POV Levi (Shingeki no Kyojin)
   • POV Third Person
   • Rated E for future chapters
   • this might take a while
   • Slow Build
   • I'm trying
   • British English
   • My terrible understanding of American Colloquialisms
   • I've only been to America twice
   • I've learned most of it from movies
   • Which means I've stereotyped you
   • I've probably insulted your culture
   • I'm sorry America
   • I'm not confident about this
   • Terrible space imagery
   • This probably doesn't have any plot really
   • Eren is an angry boy
   • Levi is a bit of a moron
   • but I love them both
   • Fuck is used like punctuation
   • Cos I swear a lot
   • i like to swear
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • This is probably not as miserable as the summary makes it out to be
   • and I have a very strange sense of humour
   • I've probably insulted your religion too. I'm sorry
   • POV Eren Yeager
   • Homophobic Language
   • Casual misogyny
   • Cocktail Themed Innuendo
   • I have grammar ocd so i keep editing this
   • Tattooed Eren Yeager
   • Sarcastic Eren Yeager
   • Sarcastic Levi
   • A lot of talking
   • I can't think right now I'm so tired.
   • No Nine Inch Nails were played during the writing of Chapter 3
   • Brought to you by alcohol insomnia and cigarettes
   • Americanisms
   • I think some tags were deleted
   • POV Alternating
   • Heavily Edited Chapter 2
   • It doesn't change much though
   • I promise I'm still working on this
   • I take ages to write shit
   • Slow To Update
   • On Hiatus

   Summary

   PLEASE NOTE: There are some personal issues going on in my life right now and as such, I have not been able to update this as I had hoped to. I **am** still working on this fic, however, I have no idea how long it is going to be before I am able to get a new chapter uploaded. Sorry

   32-year-old Levi Ackerman doesn't realise just how bored he really is. Jaded, stuck in a routine of work, gym, clean, oblivion and bordering on clinically depressed, to say things are a bit shitty is an understatement.

   24-year-old Eren Jaeger has a problem. Fired from his job as an English Teacher after assaulting a student's father (the guy was an asshole), he just about manages to avoid jail time thanks to his lawyer (and ex-lover, also an asshole), and now he has to spend the next six months in anger management classes with some pacifist asshole looking down on him and showing him how to "cope with things".

   When Levi's asshole cat knocks a bottle of his best scotch from the roof of his apartment block, almost killing one unsuspecting Eren Jaeger, neither man realises how much of an impact it will have on both of their lives.

   Language:

   English

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   9,490

   Chapters:

   3/16

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